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Joel Osteen Podcast

God Wants To Surprise You | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.324K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

There's no limit to the good things God wants to do in your life!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:06.1

If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend.

0:10.3

We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. Well, God bless you again.

0:16.0

Always our joy, our honor to have you here. It's a joy to come into your homes. And we say it every week,

0:21.9

but we're believing for God's very best in your life. If you're ever in the Houston area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. I promise you we'll make you feel right at home. But thanks so much for tuning in. Thanks again for coming out today. I like to start was something funny each week, and I heard about this mom.

0:38.8

She had two young boys that were known for their bad behavior. Anytime trouble happened,

0:44.2

they were sure to be a part of it. So she decided to send them one at a time to see their

0:49.7

pastor and see if he could help. The pastor asked the first boy, where is God?

0:55.4

He sat there silently.

0:57.2

He asked him again, where is God?

0:59.0

Still no reply.

1:00.5

The third time he asked,

1:02.0

the young boy bolted out the door,

1:04.3

ran home and told his brother,

1:06.5

God is missing, and they think we did it.

1:10.2

All right, hold up your Bible, say it like you mean it.

1:13.7

This is my Bible.

1:15.4

I am what it says I am.

1:17.4

I have what it says I have.

1:19.5

I can do what it says I can do.

1:21.8

Today I will be taught the word of God.

1:24.7

I boldly confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive, I will never be the same.

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