Making Children Cry for Fun and Profit
The BrainFood Show
Cloud10
4.9 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2026
⏱️ 20 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | McDonald's wraps all flavour, no mess, no drips on your drip or grease on your shirt, |
| 0:05.0 | no crumbs on your keyboard or sauce on your dashboard, just all the flavour of sweet chili chicken, |
| 0:10.0 | barbecue and bacon chicken and new Tika chicken. |
| 0:13.0 | Rapped up neat. |
| 0:14.0 | Served after 11am, Tika Chicken Wrap available until the 13th July 26. |
| 0:18.0 | Fees applied to delivery orders subject to availability. |
| 0:20.0 | There once was a woman who lived in a shoe. A size too snug, but what could she do? |
| 0:25.9 | But that's not where her story ends. Thanks to a little help from her experience, friends, |
| 0:31.0 | she got her score into much better shape and relocated to a box fresh new place, with room to grow and a mortgage to suit. |
| 0:39.1 | Now, she lives in a spacious four-bedroom cowboy boots. |
| 0:43.3 | Better your Experian credit score to help get mortgage ready. |
| 0:46.5 | Experian, better your score, better your story. |
| 0:50.1 | If you spend any time whatsoever on the internet, |
| 0:52.3 | you're probably already quite familiar with how attached people are capable of getting to their favourite fictional characters. |
| 0:57.6 | While this invariably manifests as arguments, because internet, it is by no means a new one of a phenomenon. |
| 1:03.0 | For example, consider what happens when the Powers that be decided to kill Optimus Prime in the 1986 movie, The Transformers, the movie, |
| 1:09.5 | and did need at one point plan to kill literally all the other main characters, also theyers, the movie, and indeed at one point, planned to kill literally |
| 1:11.3 | all the other main characters, also they could boost toy sales by introducing an entirely new |
| 1:16.0 | set of characters that children would now need to buy. A decision that resulted in untold |
| 1:20.0 | masses of crying children in theatres, upset that Hasbro had killed their robotic dad. Not |
| 1:25.6 | hyperbole. We'll get into it. Now, your first instinct might |
| 1:29.4 | be discovered the idea of people giving this huge of a crap en masse about a talking truck, |
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