The Bert Show.

This might be the most important segment you will ever hear on the Bert show.

Okay?

So you're dating somebody new right now, some guy, some girl, and at some point around there you're starting to look into your future.

And the first step is you go and you meet their friends,

make sure everything's cool there, and then when things get really serious,

you gotta go and meet their parents, right?

You need to make a good first impression because you want to get on mother-in-law's good side

Many of you do not do this properly

Abby says there are five steps five and she's seen these to win over your future mother-in-law. So apparently my

brother's new girlfriend has cracked the code because it's going very well. They've

been together for like a day and they've already met the parents. They have pretty much you hauled together.

And my mom ended up flying down to Tampa where my brother lives to meet the girlfriend. I flew down as well. It was a whole family affair.

All like the sole purpose is to meet the girl. To meet the girl like a month and a half

and I was like, oh we're moving like real fast. We're like lightning speed. And so for me I'm very guarded. For me I'm

showing up and you're like it's it's kind of like innocent until proven guilty like

you're a random until proven otherwise you know what I mean like we got to have some

time here month and a half I'm kind of on edge, I'm sussing around,

and asking her questions. I'm like, what are your thoughts on this? Very specific political issue.

Trying to like suss her out and see how she's gonna respond. Whereas my mom is like obsessed with my brother. My mom went down with a mission.

She's like me and this girl are going to become besties. So she my brother's

girlfriend already had one thing on her side and that was my mom's interest in the new girlfriend. I mean that's a

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