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U Up?

Make Your Dating Life About You

U Up?

Betches

Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.814.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Jared and Jordana start this week’s episode with a recap of Jordana’s trip to Australia and a conversation about the magic of December in NYC. Then, they talk about why it’s so hard to keep dating momentum going during the holidays. The first email asks how to get to a first date when you’re not on the apps. The Awkward Sexual Encounter involves a broken table and an attempted robbery. J&J finish the episode with a round of Red Flag or Deal Breaker about happy places, cousins, and ferrets. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome back to the U of podcast. I'm Jordani Abraham and I am Jared

0:08.4

Fried. It is so good to be back here with you, Jordani. You're back from Australia

0:14.4

across the world and back. It feels like you never left, but I'm sure it doesn't

0:19.0

feel that way to you. You what's it like? The time zones, I would say are the the

0:26.6

biggest culture shock. Otherwise, I would say Australia, very, you know, similar, like

0:33.3

didn't like, wasn't it didn't feel like crazy, different culture than the United States?

0:37.8

Really. You went there. You were like, this feels like home McDonald's Burger King,

0:43.6

the whole deal. They had Domino's your favorite. Domino's I saw you tag me. Yeah, they've

0:48.2

got a lot of the same kinds of spots as the United States. It's, it was cool. It was

0:54.5

fun. It's me and Sammy. We were like just having fun clowning around. I got the, I got

0:59.8

the picks with the koala. You got it. Pick with the kangaroo. I've got the whole thing.

1:04.6

I took a surf lesson. I feel like I got the full experience to picture in front of the

1:09.6

opera house. And I'm home. I guess when you go to a place that speaks English, like there's

1:14.7

a lot of that adventure of figuring out what people are saying or what the tone is, like

1:20.9

that goes out the windows. When the language is the same, it's almost like, oh, we went

1:25.8

to California with accents. Right. With a stronger accent. What is it like? It's summer

1:32.5

there, though. That's got to be the wildest part. It was summer, but it wasn't that hot.

1:38.2

Really? They just talk about summer as if it's like, yeah, it's weird for there summer

1:42.3

to be like December, January. Right. Like it's the, the, the word version of the toilet

1:49.1

spinning backwards to me. Like, did you do the toilet? Did you flush the toilet? Did

1:54.6

it spin backwards? That's the whole thing. You're at the, the, the, the Southern hemisphere.

1:58.6

It goes the other way. I didn't even notice that. They do drive on the other side of the

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