Make or Break Your Career at the Company Happy Hour

Demoted

Demoted Productions

Comedy, Business, Careers

4.8 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Happy hour is when the real business gets done. Corp and Natalie read through listener-submitted confessions that paint a startling picture of company drinking cultures. Brace yourself for stories of coworker hookups, drunken divulgences, face slaps, and a creative application of hot wax. They also reflect on their own happy hour experiences working in sales and consulting and share some tips on how to survive and thrive in these sloppy environments. If you are looking for ways to spice up your in-office conversations, Natalie and Ross have you covered with a quick seminar on corporate jargon dirty talk. Stay tuned for discussions about the role of humor in the workplace, the legality of closing deals with drunk prospects, and the ethics of canceling a meeting due to a hangover.

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0:00.0	We're back.
0:01.1	The gang, what's gooch?
0:02.4	We're back. And if we look a little puffy, we look a little tired, that would make sense.
0:07.3	I drank three nights this weekend.
0:09.5	Three nights.
0:10.0	Including Sunday night, last night.
0:11.5	You drank last night.
0:12.6	Yeah, we're recording this on a Monday.
0:14.4	That's crazy.
0:15.3	First thing we do of the week, I see you.
0:17.5	My eyes are swollen.
0:18.7	Crusted chut.
0:19.6	Yeah. What'd you do? Who are you with?
0:22.1	Well, it's funny.
0:22.7	You should ask that.
0:23.7	None of you know who he is, but I was with my best friend Jordan.
0:28.0	Oh, Jay, Jay, man.
0:29.8	Jay Wex.
0:30.5	His last name was Wexer, so we all just call him Wex.
0:33.9	And when he comes through, he was here for a wedding. His friend was getting married in Napa. And he was like, hey, let's get dinner on Sunday night. I'm going to roll through and ruin your life. I'm going to roll through. We're going to have some cockies before we head out. And he's that guy that like I turn. I just devolve. We have a whole other language. We just say the just things that would get us just canceled.
0:56.2	You two sitting at a bar, just no woman should walk by you.
0:59.2	I'm kidding.
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