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🗓️ 22 June 2023
⏱️ 48 minutes
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VOICEMAILS: A fear of vomiting. Pooping yourself in your car. Target is lame for getting rid of Pride merch. Persimmon poop emergency. Vacation induced constipation. A famous murderer lived in a listener’s small town in the UK. M&M store in Vegas. Staying the night at a date’s house after you ate sugar free gummy bears. Reno River Festival creeper.
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0:00.0 | Hello, and welcome to Web Crawlers. This is our mailbag episode where we play your |
0:23.3 | voice mails and read your reviews. I'm Ali Siegel. I'm Melissa Sutton. We have one review. Yeah, |
0:29.4 | from Hagi 26, it says, crazy good. Going through these while I work, Maria, Maria, Maria, |
0:35.6 | that's funny, Marissa. K-H-L-Y-S-T equals butthole. Wait, someone else wrote that in a review? |
0:44.3 | Oh, did we already read this then? No, this is new. Give me a reality, bro. I don't want to be in no |
0:50.4 | simulation. Maria and Ali don't know what the price is right is. OMG. You don't know what the price |
0:56.0 | is right is? No, I do know what the price is right is. That's why I don't. Someone else wrote the |
1:01.8 | butthole thing? What does that even mean? Oh, maybe this person edited the review. Oh, maybe |
1:06.7 | that yeah, maybe they just wrote, put it again. I think so you can update your review if you write it |
1:10.5 | again because it's the same username because you can't write multiple reviews. Oh, interesting. |
1:15.8 | I don't know. I don't know either, but great, thank you. Thank you. |
1:21.2 | Just to reiterate, we have a new voice. Oh, yes, yes, yes, six, six, six, six, three, |
1:28.2 | six, three, four, twenty, six, nine. But we're still, if you've called the old number, it's still there, |
1:37.8 | it still exists. Yes, we'll still get the message. Yes. Okay, message number one. |
1:45.0 | We have colors. This is Beauty from Berkeley. I'm listening to a May crawler's episode from 2020. |
1:52.0 | Oh, good. Oh, a bit good update. And you guys talk about vomiting, which obviously |
1:58.4 | yuck vomit, but I used to also have like a vomit soldier. Yeah, much like Jerry Fungfeld. |
2:05.7 | And me too. So he knew the back date that he vomited that the last time. That's crazy. |
2:12.4 | I can tell you along. And up until I want to say, like, college, the date of my last vomit was like |
2:20.2 | August 6, 1996. I mean, college. I went to USC. Go Trojans. |
2:26.8 | Fight on. That was completely eradicated because of all the jungle juice that I was trying to |
2:34.1 | at fat parties. So I just, yeah, I became, became very okay with the vomiting because I |
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