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This will come out because last week it came out Monday, but I think we're going to do Friday's, right? Yeah, sure. Like a Friday wrap up of what's going on Friday wrap up so that over the weekend when you're at parties or at dinner, you'll have something to talk about. Yeah, you'll have something to talk about other than the boring shit weather. Yeah, some water cooler conversation. Although this June gloom. I can't. Over it. It was

sunny yesterday for like a couple hours. Yeah. And then the weather app alleges that it's going to be that it was supposed to be 80 today and for the rest of the week. And then of course, like it's not nothing makes sense. What is happening? The weather app either doesn't on the iPhone. It either says no data or it's just completely something ain't right. The weather has taken a vacation. And yeah, it's weird. It's phoning it in.

All right. Should we. Okay. What's in the news? Yeah, what's in the news? So billionaire Hamish Harding is reportedly one of the five people on board the missing submarine that was meant to take tourists down to see the Titanic shipwreck. Okay, this is crazy. Because I don't. I've seen a video where they do. This is a new thing they do where you pay $250,000. You go down in a submarine to see the Titanic. But there's no guarantee

that they're in T's because either the weather's bad or they just can't find it because there's no like GPS down there. So this is crazy. So it's operated by ocean gate expeditions. Yeah. Obviously you have to be wealthy and powerful to just throw away $250,000 to maybe see the Titanic. Yes. So I'm wondering. Is this the first is this the first expedition down there? No, it's not. Oh, there's been a few. Because I was like thinking of theories like why?

Would it disappear? Like what's the what what what could be some conspiracies around it disappearing? It has life support for a crew of five for up to 96 hours. So that's how long they can survive down there. The descent takes approximately two hours to just go down into the ocean. That's. So up to five people including a pilot, a content expert and three paying passengers are on the submarine. So there's five people.

The history of ocean gate ocean gate ink is a privately owned company headquartered in Everett, Washington. Since the founding of the come is WA Washington. Yes.

And since the founding of the company in 2009, the ocean gate crew has focused on increasing access to the deep ocean. So into the stocked in rush, a successful business man with close ties to the aerospace and technology industries.

Founded ocean gate ink. I want to know more about this guy. Yeah. So I'm thinking like one ransom. Oh, like who else was on that? Who else is on that stuff? I mean, rich, rich is hell people. Right. So like was there someone else on that sub who's now holding everyone for ransom or something? That would be crazy. Right. Like a con air stitch to

or con water to water. Do these bill do these rich people know something we don't. And then there's some they're trying to get away. Oh, or maybe one of the billionaires had committed one of the rich people had committed to crime.

So they were trying to get away. And now they're they're faking their own death or something. Could there be some sort of apocalypse coming. And they are going to a secret bunker inside the earth.

Yeah, they're going to a secret. And that's it. That was on one of the seasons of American horror story apocalypse is all these people go to like secret bunk all the rich go to secret bunkers.

So I'm thinking that's a large possibility is there's an apocalypse coming coming in. It's off the cut. Yeah, it's off of coast of Cape Cod. It's an eight day journey.

Two hours to go down there. Like that's doesn't seem that long. It doesn't seem but I mean two hours. You're just going straight down.

That's a lot. That's crazy. I mean, they said the weather was kind of bad. If you're in the ocean like the weather. I mean, it'll be, you know,

rumbly, but I can't imagine the weather would affect it that badly. Unless there's like a crazy hurricane. Right. That is nuts. Imagine paying $250,000 to go down the ocean and die like that.

Yeah, hard pass. I want to I'm going to do a deep dive. No pun intended on this stocked on this on this stocked in rush guy. Because I'd love to know more about his. Yeah,

they're not saying stories on the ship. God, I wouldn't I would never do that just because I'm afraid of the ocean. I have no interest in going to space or

deep. Go to space. I'm fine. I'm ocean. No way monsters down there. There's monster. I can mean I guess going to space is similar because there's no oxygen. But yeah, I'm I'm good. You know what?

I'm good. I'm going to space. Yeah. So I don't know if you guys have any theories. God speed. Let us know because this is crazy. Hopefully they return and they can continue to be billionaires.

Yeah, because there's no way. I hope so. The other two people aren't billionaires. Yeah, I mean, what do you what do you pay in tune? I mean, I guess you could have $500 million and pay

$250. Yeah, I guess. But like what are you doing spending that money? Yeah, don't do it. Also, like, are you just a huge Titanic? I guess. That's so weird. What? Watch the movie? Just watch the movie. It's fantastic. Listen to the Celine Dion song. It's

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