I'm right now somewhere with Waldo in Africa.

I mean, that's not true. I'm right now in the studio, home studio, recording a

mailbag episode for you, which is being released while I'm somewhere. Hopefully

with the ability to tweet, I just bought a solar charger with a power bank

that I'm going to have on the back of my backpack as I'm hiking through Africa.

That in theory will be able to charge my devices and in theory, if they're

service somewhere, I'm not sure with the gorillas in Uganda if they have Wi-Fi

there or somewhere among Kilimanjaro or maybe on the Nile, or rafting.

Whatever the case may be, I'll be uploading some videos and sort of catching you

up on what's happening with me and my torn hamstring in Africa. As a matter of

fact, this mailbag may be released and I will have failed in my attempt to run

a marathon from the summit of Mount Kilimanjaro because right now my

hamstring hurts so badly that I can't even sit here. I wish that I had, remember

at CBS you have this standing desk. It's a thing now. People want to stand so

they can get their steps in or they don't get their back doesn't hurt or whatever

the case may be. I wish that I had the ability to stand and do the show right now

because I'm sitting with a knife that is basically straight into my tookus. I

did not know that a hamstring starts at the Tushy. Now I do. My heavens. Mailbag is

when you go on to Apple, please press follow. Please. There's a reason that

Coca told me that I forgot but there was a reason for it. Some sort of the

algorithm or the metrics of the search engine. Everything's about search

optimization when you search NUTH, right? We want it to be nothing personal with

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