You don't want it.

You don't need it, but you're going to get it anyway.

The Kevin Sheehan Show is Kevin.

All right, I am here.

Tommy is here, and I've got a review to read to start the show.

And it's not a good one.

I love when you read the reviews because it makes me feel good.

I mean, when you read the reviews, I feel good about what I'm doing.

You already know what's coming because I gave you a heads up on this.

This is a review from D.C. with a lot of numbers in his Apple ID here. So he gives us one star out of five.

Look, I thought I made it very clear when I asked for people to rate and review this show that we need five stars, not one star.

Some guys are a little thick.

They think that one means good, you know, and five is bad.

Well, I don't think he got the star rating system incorrectly.

I think he understands very much, as you'll hear through the review, how to rate us.

He gave us one star, and he wrote, Kevin now transparently self-promotes by reading positive reviews,

likely knowing there are a lot of people who want to hear him read their name.

Let me just tell you that it is true that one of the reasons I read them is to, you know,

make it easier to ask for more knowing that maybe people will think,

hey, I'd love them to read my review.

But I will tell you that the only reviews we've ever gotten have been positive reviews.

This may be the first negative review on Apple anyway. And by the way, I'm not inviting more of

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