Magic Eye Posters, Burbank Horror, Non-Sexual Orgasms
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 August 2023
⏱️ 105 minutes
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Jordan Morris and Rob Kutner join Daniel, Tony and me to talk about magic eye posters, Minecraft backpacks, Marvel Snappin', Daniel's super awkward exchange, Tony's super awkward exchange, Comedy Sportz, reading on the toilet, head massages and so much more.
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| 0:00.0 | And now, live from Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, it's Alison Rosen, his new best friend |
| 0:07.0 | show. |
| 0:08.0 | Tonight, Alison welcomes a guest. |
| 0:09.9 | He's a comedy writer who's worked on the daily show and Conan O'Brien. |
| 0:13.6 | It's Rob Cutner, and he's a writer and just like your president wants to stole an election. |
| 0:19.1 | It's Jordan Morris. |
| 0:21.0 | Tone Zone is here to fuck up a boardroom with his rock and roll music. |
| 0:24.0 | I'm a husband Daniel, saying hop on board and love bus and say hello to your new best |
| 0:27.4 | friend. |
| 0:28.4 | Alison Rosen. |
| 0:29.4 | Hello, my little macadamia, not shortbreads. |
| 0:55.4 | Welcome to another exciting episode of Alison Rosen is your new best friend, that particular |
| 0:59.2 | carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon by Jess Flowers. |
| 1:03.3 | And yes, I am on Patreon. |
| 1:04.7 | And yes, there's all sorts of fun stuff. |
| 1:06.4 | You can get episodes of the friend zone. |
| 1:08.3 | That is my bonus Patreon podcast. |
| 1:10.5 | There's a level where you can text me and I will text you back. |
| 1:13.9 | You can submit carbohydrates. |
| 1:15.1 | You can submit questions. |
| 1:16.8 | And lately, I have been writing about grief because my dad died a month ago. |
| 1:22.4 | So I mean, it is just a good time all around Patreon.com slash I was looking today actually. |
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