Daniel and Alison (Your Calls, True Crime, Shoe Museums)

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2023

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

I think I've finally solved the mystery of my ear situation and what triggers it! This is like a true crime episode, speaking which of which Daniel shares his complicated feelings about the popularity of true crime. Our children are mounting a campaign to prevent us from sleeping and I wax poetic about the cutest thing you never hope to have to buy: a keepsake urn. Plus we take your calls, discuss gleeking, shoe museums, why Daniel never tells me about moments that made him fall in love with me and at the end I ask for your advice.

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, hi, hello, welcome to another episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend.
0:29.5	Now, the careful listener will have noted that I hit the tee a little too hard and noted, but also I used to always say welcome to another exciting episode, and I think that I was overusing the word exciting.
0:43.5	So now I'm not going to say it anymore. This is like a dopamine fast for all of us. I don't even know if I believe in that, but I'm sitting in the studio.
0:51.5	I feel like my mouth is producing too much saliva and I think you guys should know about that.
0:55.5	It's starting strong. Yeah, now that I know, at least I'm starting up in my head.
1:00.5	So right out of the gate, not exciting and hot saliva in your mouth talk.
1:07.5	Yeah, do you have that thing where you're like, my tongue doesn't fit in my mouth. It's just it's too big or something like that.
1:15.5	And then the more you I had it intensely in kindergarten. And then at some point I had the realization that the more if you focus on it, it you can feel it.
1:25.5	I feel like that's probably happened, but I don't have a sense memory of it. I do.
1:30.5	My childhood was plagued with round tongue square hole, but the other way or the other way around just feeling like, oh my God, I'm so aware of the negative space under my tongue.
1:42.5	What's happening? Anyway, I think when you focus on your saliva production, that gets to be too much as well.
1:48.5	Then you just drown.
1:51.5	You worry you might. Can you gleeke?
1:54.5	No, I think conceivably I've like accidentally gleeked once and been shot accidentally gleeked.
2:01.5	And then immediately try to recreate it and can't do.
2:06.5	Do we need to define gleeking for anyone or does everyone know what it is?
2:10.5	I feel like everybody who's been through junior high has learned what gleeking is, right?
2:15.5	What's interesting is I feel like it's around the same age that everyone is all about gleeking, ABG.
2:24.5	And as boys are pre-pubescent, do they suddenly achieve gleek power? Like why is it that?
2:31.5	Oh, you think it's a puberty thing?
2:32.5	I have no idea. I'm asking.
2:33.5	Oh, that's what you think?
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