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Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2020

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Titus, Bombshell, and The Hylinder are back! This time they're sitting in a circle, that you can call your safe space, as they say to you in unison "Hiii TRUMP VOTERRR" with open arms and kind words of encouragement for you, our fellow Republican countrymen... ya know, like we always do.

#TitusPodcast ...because the world is a clown show.

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0:00.0	Everybody's really gentle Johnson for the Titus podcast.
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0:19.0	And now with the Armageddon update, Christopher Titus.
0:23.0	I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update. And this, my friends, is as close as this
0:28.3	sardonically named segment has ever come to reporting on actual Armageddon. The minutes to midnight
0:33.8	clock has packed its bags and moved to Sweden. You know, we did have a couple of days
0:37.9	of fun and joy as sweet potato Hitler was soundly trounce in the election and Joe, chicken suit for the
0:42.5	American soul Biden, was elected as our 46 president by five million votes. Two days of joy. Two days
0:48.4	of hope. And then the realization came that President Kittenheels was about to put us into another
0:53.2	constitutional crisis.
0:54.9	Look, people, the last four years have been a shit show that rivals any banana republic we
0:58.9	used to mock. When Crimea laughs at you, we blew it. Now, not only didn't we think it wouldn't
1:04.9	happen here, we knew it wouldn't happen here. You know, we knew we would never elect a dipshit
1:10.5	moron, bankrupt,
1:11.6	rapist, lying, corrupt pedophile president that wants to date his daughter. And I'm using the
1:15.8	word date in the Republican senator trying to avoid arrest for soliciting prostitution way.
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