Delta, The Wheels Are Falling Off!

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2020

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Hello and thank you for flying with Dach...I MEAN Delta Airlines. There are four doors, two in the front and two in the rear ...where you can probably definitely get groped and/or abused. In the very likely event, that cabin pressure changes suddenly during this flight, because Ed Bastion is eyeing another corporate award, oxygen masks may or may not automatically drop from the compartment above your 17-year-old seat. This week's in-flight entertainment is brought to you by Titus, Bombshell, and The Hylinder. Enjoy! And Don't Fly Delta!!!!!

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, this Dennis for the Titus podcast.
0:11.0	It's brought you today by Butcher Box.
0:13.0	Yes, the best meat ever.
0:15.0	And to watch that meet down, Liquid I.B.
0:18.0	And now, I'm gonna get an update.
0:20.0	It's Rachel Bradley.
0:23.9	When you're ready, really ready, we'll be there when you are.
0:31.6	Delta is ready to fly.
0:35.9	Yes, we're ready to fly. I'm Rachel Bradley, and this is the Armageddon update civility kindness and compassion are over at least on
0:46.8	dock out-air airlines i mean delta dock-all airlines i've been flying delta for over 10 years, two first class tickets every week,
0:56.7	40 weeks a year. And I had noticed that the planes were looking a little rough. See, Delta
1:01.5	flies the oldest fleet of any airline, on average 17 plus years old. And yeah, it had started to feel
1:09.3	like the wheels had fallen off. You know, when the wheels fell off.
1:14.5	January 17th, Kansas City, August 22nd, 2018 in New York, April 17th, 2018 in Dulles.
1:22.0	Or hey, how about December 2nd, 2019 when the evacuation slide just fell off the plane and into a guy's backyard.
1:29.3	I wanted to believe the best because I loved them. When Delta flight attendants wouldn't believe
1:35.0	a black woman was a doctor so she could treat a passenger in crisis. And when they kicked a guy
1:40.5	off for speaking Arabic. And when they kicked a deaf guy off for not following orders, also when a black girl was
1:49.0	kicked off for a cuss word on her hat, after a non-mask-wearing white pilot berates her for
1:54.4	10 minutes on video. And also, when a girl was kicked off because the flight attendant didn't
2:00.7	believe that she had put her phone in airplane mode.
2:03.9	Down, get a hold of yourself.
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