4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 13 July 2020
⏱️ 70 minutes
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The US army office of inclusivity releases an email describing "MAGA" and "Columbus Day" as expressions of white supremacy, and the right wing loses their mind, decides to be racist, and kill white women. Enjoy!
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0:00.0 | My only experience with Kentucky is mostly based on whiskey. |
0:05.0 | I was there one time when I was like 14, 13 or 14. |
0:09.0 | My cousin was graduating from boot camp. |
0:11.0 | I don't know shit. |
0:12.0 | And I flew out to see him and we went to the gym beam distillery. |
0:15.0 | And I got to like try whiskey at like 14. |
0:18.0 | I was like, I was a pretty stout kid and they were just like, |
0:22.3 | we're not going to look too hard. Well, you're, you're passable. That's part of your, |
0:26.7 | your black privilege, Tony. See, yeah, you're taken as an adult when the cops shoot at you |
0:32.1 | or when, you know, public, public opinion rears its head, but you also get to have a little sip of whiskey |
0:37.9 | when you go to contention. |
0:38.8 | That's true, yeah. |
0:39.6 | I was, I was buying, I was buying beer way earlier than all my friends. |
0:44.8 | The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array. |
0:51.4 | Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist fornia today. |
0:55.0 | So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up. |
1:02.0 | It's not beautiful when you go across that border. |
1:05.0 | Stay tuned, guys. We'll show you exactly what it looks like when We're a million dead. We're a million dead. I'm |
1:18.5 | Alexander Edward. And I'm Tony Boswell. We are Minion Death Colt. The world is ending. The U.S. Army is responsible. We're documenting it. What's up, everybody? This is your |
1:30.6 | Patreon episode for the week. We've just, now we're like, all topsy-turvy. Now Patreon's on |
1:36.8 | Monday, apparently. And your free episode is whenever it comes out, if it comes out at all. |
1:42.4 | But we really appreciate you guys support. |
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