Deputy Forgot He Took A Bite of the Asphalt (clip)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

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🗓️ 18 July 2020

⏱️ 4 minutes

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This week for Patrons we're visiting Fauquier, Virginia, where the Sheriff's facebook page reported that a deputy had been struck and knocked unconscious by the occupants of a "black SUV," whipping their followers into a frenzy of vigilante fantasies

The next day, they issued an update, informing followers that their previous report was incorrect, and the deputy in question had lied. We look at the responses side by side and notice some interesting patterns!

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0:00.0	So much like the episode we did on a police officer forgot, he took a bite of his burger.
0:08.0	We have comments here.
0:09.9	We have comment sections from the first Facebook post and then comment sections from the updated, updated Facebook post.
0:20.6	And it's just, gosh, it's so fun to look at these.
0:23.1	It's so fun to look at these in a side-by-side frame of mind and just, like, snap your neck.
0:30.8	Snap, like, twist your own head off from looking at this shit.
0:35.0	It hurts afterwards.
0:36.9	Carol Evans,
0:37.9	so I'm going to go through the ones from the before time.
0:41.7	From when an officer was attacked,
0:44.6	we're reporting that an officer was attacked by a black SUV.
0:50.1	Carol Evans says,
0:51.3	I think it's time for mandatory two officers working together at all times.
0:56.1	Need one to be the backup and protect each other.
0:59.1	If they can only cover half the calls, so be it.
1:02.7	So be it.
1:03.8	So be it.
1:05.6	If they die, they die.
1:07.6	If they die, they die.
1:09.6	Yeah, I mean, like, it's going to be a lot easier to fake an injury to the back of your
1:16.4	head when you get a partner to do it for you.
1:19.1	Yeah, totally.
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