Are you my podcast, are you my podcast, are you my podcast, are you my podcast, are you my podcast,

are you my podcast, Sarah Kelona and wouldn't you know it's Wednesday night again, how the hell are you?

I'm wonderful Mary, my mayor bear. It is Wednesday night again. It happens real fast how the week just starts over. Yeah, yeah, it's just just when you thought Wednesday night would never end you wake up and it's another Wednesday and you're like, what are these couples up to in Nashville? Hold my beer. Hold my beer. Hold my everything. They this season is giving me a lot of it's I this my

one of the first season now I wish I didn't say that because I've been watching this for since I was a fetus, but I this is one of those seasons that I can't go back and forth on people more and it's only episode five I mean it's it's I can I'm angry. I'm always angry and not angry. I'm very frustrated with how I am unable to keep just one perspective or thought about a person. It's

awful. It waffles in between commercials even. It's not even and then don't show me the preview for next week. Let me at least process what's happened. I know because I get attachment and detachment issues. I'm like, okay, I'm kind of feeling okay about this person. It was a decent episode and then they show the fucking previews. And then I'm like, oh, guess what?

Guess I should start hating them early so that I it's just it's a lot Sarah. Well, I know in particular because we saw preview last week that we did come see come to fruition tonight. That obviously we're going to talk a lot about that we were like maybe she was provoked and didn't seem like it. So we'll get into all of it. Don't forget that this season.

As always, we keep going after we talk for the you know hours so that you hear us here. We do bonus content on Patreon and it's only seven dollars for the entire month. You get every Thursday. You get a ton of bonus content on Thursdays as well as on Sundays. You get just fun episodes. So all of that is included every month. So it's eight episodes a month to have a lot just just to overdose on Mary and Sarah.

Yeah, I mean, if you if you haven't had enough, you know, and we've got a lot of weeks ahead of us, just sync your teeth and you won't be disappointed. We appreciate your support.

Yeah, and you get to go back and listen to everything once you join so you get access to everything. And we have our you my podcast on our Instagram. We can follow to keep up with us and we post fun clips and we're fun.

And we have a Facebook group. Are you my podcasters that is a lively thread about married at first sight every Wednesday along with just a fun group.

Very lively group. I feel like these are honestly I feel like I family members across the country just from this group. It's one of my favorite things in the world.

It really is like a family members. And hey, if you happen to be in Dallas February 24th or 25th, I am performing there at hyenas in Dallas February 24th and 25th, and then I will be in Arkansas at Lowell at the Grove in Lowell, which is right outside my hometown.

So you better come. It's March 3rd and 4th. And all of that is on Sarah Kelowna C O L O N N A dot com.

Go see Sarah Kelowna go see my kuda is the most fun night. And if you have a yearbook with her picture in it show up with that and she'll sign it.

Oh God, don't put that out into the universe. Actually, I mean, I'll just bring my own yearbook and I'll go around and just have other people sign it that come.

Be like, I remember when you I don't know what you voted me, but did I do it? Yeah, most, most likely to be an asshole probably.

Most likely to have a podcast about a reality show.

I mean, actually, I swear, I swear, I don't think I would have ever guessed that about myself, but here we are. And it's because I'm addicted to the show.

Yeah, and you're probably just like a little bit addicted to me too. I mean, that helps.

Yeah, it gives me an excuse to talk to you every week. Yeah, you know, a lot wants to talk about their real lives.

When we can talk about other people, such as, who would you like to start with Mary? You kick us. You kick us off.

You want me to kick us off? Okay. I mean, we usually I go in whatever. I've gotten a colon criss up top.

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