Are You My Podcast?

Sarah and Mary talk Jet Suite X travel rage, $55 pizza slices, Mackenzie Shirilla’s a bad egg - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2026

Sarah and Mary share their thoughts on the Netflix documentary The Crash, Pizza Hut’s making an 80’s comeback, Thousand Island dressing bonds the girls - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2026

Sarah and Mary share their thoughts on The Roast of Kevin Hart on Netflix, the Worst Ex Ever ep w/ the guy from 90 Day Fiancé,  dollar menu drama - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 13 May 2026

Sarah and Mary share their thoughts on the crazy Netflix documentary Should I Marry a Murderer, Chanel’s half shoe - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 6 May 2026

A not-so-Randy-Travis concert, dead husband holograms his own funeral Q and A, British Airways to allow in-flight phone calls (NO THANK YOU), Buddhist Monks caught with Kush - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 29 April 2026

Temptation Island finale, guy books first class for himself and puts his girl in economy, bunk beds on planes, Sarah’s Amtrak nightmare - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2026

Sarah and Mary dip their toes into the first couple episodes of Temptation Island on Netflix, Sarah takes a leadership position in line, there’s a correct time and place for dating app scrolling - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 15 April 2026

Donna Mills claps back, Kelly Ripa’s cue for “goodnight”, hero hands out vodka in long TSA lines, TikTok cowboy zeros, airplane birth - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 8 April 2026

Sarah and Mary share their thoughts on the Hulu reality show “Love Overboard” - whether you watched it OR NOT - laugh along with them as they sink their teeth into the ridiculousness. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2026

Who’s watching what, a man faces backlash after running 3 miles in an airplane bathroom, Elon Gust and Dame Judy Drench, forest bathing, panic attacks - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2026

St. Patty’s Day, True Love, Coldplay affair lady, sex in a porta-potty, Buffalo Wild Wings is out of control, butter-runners - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 18 March 2026

Cat debrief, Southwest sh*tshow, same-siders, Fruity Pebbles and dog petting, ranch milkshakes - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 11 March 2026

Sarah and Mary laugh their way through travel woes, feral cat angels, booze to wash down school lunch, unsolicited comedy feedback (NO THANK YOU) - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 4 March 2026

Sarah and Mary give their thoughts on Reality Check: America’s Next Top Model documentary series on Netflix, a TikTok influencer who’s washing her undies in the hotel coffee maker (NOT OKAY) - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 25 February 2026

TV recommendations (and non-recommendations), pickleball passion, family of bad eggs plant hair in food to dodge the check, passenger gives flight crew marijuana-laced sweets - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 18 February 2026

Coldplay kiss cam lady is a keynote speaker, Pizza Huts are closing (Mary’s NOT happy), criminals with a work ethic, lazy streakers - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 11 February 2026

More feelings about Heated Rivalry and Traitors, Sarah’s calling is to be a rage room deejay, at-home date ideas - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 4 February 2026

Dating identical twins, pilfering pulled pork, mushrooms that make you hallucinate tiny humans, flight attendant’s secret codes - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 28 January 2026

Sarah and Mary cover some doozies: deposit 1M to secure your hotel room on the moon, woman gives a “purple nurple” in exchange for chocolate and pads, Disney Cruise with a rollercoaster, waking up under a python - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 21 January 2026

MAFS says goodbye to Dr. Pepper, Pastor Cal, and Pia, Sarah can’t get enough of The Traitors, The McRib is a McLie, self-driving cars are Waymo scary - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 14 January 2026

Do you want to know how many days you’ve wasted doom scrolling? Sarah and Mary say “no thank you.” TV recs, fresh starts, soft resolutions, analog bags, Kintsugi - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 7 January 2026

Happy New Year’s Eve! Sarah and Mary are back to the future (you’ll get it when you listen): NYE party themes (mostly “No Thank You”) - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 31 December 2025

Join Sarah and Mary as they talk holiday party vibes and then recap Married at First Sight, S19, Austin with special guest Thomas McDonald from MAFS S18, Chicago: insightful, authentic, real talk - and more… Join us on Patreon as we go deeper with more MAFS insights, observations, popular (and unpopular) opinions, speculations, and laughs from Season 19, Austin - with special guest, Thomas McDonald from MAFS S18, Chicago. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts.

Transcribed - Published: 26 December 2025

Sarah and Mary are sleep deprived and unhinged: Mariah Carey pop up bars, elves on shelves, Reese’s and Oreo collab, idiots grinding coffee beans on planes - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 19 December 2025

Join Sarah and Mary as they cover a couple topics and then recap Married at First Sight, S19, Austin with special guest Michael Shiakallis Jr. from MAFS S17, Denver: overcorrections, disconnections, predictions revealed - and more… Join us on Patreon as we go deeper with more MAFS insights, observations, popular (and unpopular) opinions, speculations, and laughs from Season 19, Austin - with special guest, King Michael from MAFS S17, Denver. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts.

Transcribed - Published: 12 December 2025

Join Sarah and Mary as they share their thoughts on Married at First Sight, Season 19, Austin, Episodes 13 and 14; Decision Day and The Reunion: zeroes, zilches, gaslighting, “two eggs, wrong omelet” - and more… Join us on Patreon as we go deeper with more MAFS insights, observations, popular (and unpopular) opinions, speculations, and laughs from Season 19, Austin, Episodes 13 and 14; Decision Day and The Reunion. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts.

Transcribed - Published: 5 December 2025

Join Sarah and Mary as they share their thoughts on Married at First Sight, Season 19, Austin, Episodes 11 and 12: Everyone is under investigation at this point. Who even has hobbies? Sure fire way to ruin a boat ride. Continued shared calendar drama - and more… Join us on Patreon as we go deeper with more MAFS insights, observations, popular (and unpopular) opinions, speculations, and laughs from Season 19, Austin, Episodes 11 and 12. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts.

Transcribed - Published: 28 November 2025

Join Sarah and Mary as they share their thoughts on Married at First Sight, Season 19, Austin, Episodes 9 and 10: Burning Man division, pregnancy announcement, pickleball tension, losing battles - and more…. Join us on Patreon as we go deeper with more MAFS insights, observations, popular (and unpopular) opinions, speculations, and laughs from Season 19, Austin, Episodes 9 and 10.

Transcribed - Published: 21 November 2025

Join Sarah and Mary as they share their thoughts on Married at First Sight, Season 19, Austin, Episodes 7 and 8: crawfish boils, vineyards, tantrums, violent insecurities, blood red flags - and more… Join us on Patreon as we go deeper with more MAFS insights, observations, popular (and unpopular) opinions, speculations, and laughs from Season 19, Austin, Episodes 7 and 8. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts.

Transcribed - Published: 14 November 2025

Join Sarah and Mary as they share their thoughts on Married at First Sight, Season 19, Austin, Episodes 5 and 6: boat rides, new shared apartments, expert sightings, new red flags and more… Join us on Patreon as we go deeper with more MAFS insights, observations, popular (and unpopular) opinions, speculations, and laughs from Season 19, Austin, Episodes 5 and 6. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts.

Transcribed - Published: 7 November 2025

Join Sarah and Mary as they share their thoughts on Married at First Sight, Season 19, Austin, Episodes 3 and 4: the final new couple, honeymoons, communication issues, drinks, fun hats, red flags and more… Join us on Patreon as we go deeper with more MAFS insights, observations, popular (and unpopular) opinions, speculations, and laughs from Season 19, Austin, Episodes 3 and 4. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts.

Transcribed - Published: 31 October 2025

Join Sarah and Mary as they share their thoughts on Married at First Sight, Season 19, Austin, Episodes 1 and 2: new couples, weddings, receptions, buckle up…. Join us on Patreon as we go deeper with more MAFS insights, observations, popular (and unpopular) opinions, speculations, and laughs from Season 19, Austin, Episodes 1 and 2. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts.

Transcribed - Published: 24 October 2025

Sarah and Mary share some thoughts on Death in Apartment 603: What Happened to Ellen Greenberg on Hulu, long John Silver’s logo update, Lay’s rebrand for dumb people - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the Inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 15 October 2025

Firefighter dumps tamps on ex’s lawn, don’t wear identifiable undies to rob a Dave’s Hot Chicken, a new way to nugget, “Zipcoding” - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the Inner Sanctum with Sarah and Mary: Seattle recap, Taco Bell 50k, the Steak Nuggie Saunter - and more.

Transcribed - Published: 8 October 2025

Sarah and Mary are scattered in the best way: Bad eggs, wood in the corn dogs, 1-biters, soy sauce police, precious chefs - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 1 October 2025

Sarah and Mary share some thoughts (no spoilers) on The Girlfriend on Amazon Prime, Big Brother Live Feed/guilty pleasures, Coldplay affair couple BS update, mystery wedding crashers - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the Inner Sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 24 September 2025

Sarah and Mary are unhinged this week as they share their thoughts on Netflix’s Love Con Revenge, TikTokers who end up on the wrong continent, Red Lobster’s comeback - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 17 September 2025

Transcribed - Published: 10 September 2025

Sarah and Mary share their thoughts on the Netflix documentary - Unknown Number: The High School Catfish, conversing with your meals, Burning Man’s Orgy Dome - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the Inner Sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 3 September 2025

Sarah and Mary share their thoughts on Netflix’s Fit for TV: The Reality Behind the Biggest Loser, Taylor and Travis, “Hamstering” - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 27 August 2025

Sarah and Mary share their thoughts on: TikTok’s Meet-the-Teacher rug crying mom, the TikToker who was unhappy with her bagel schmear, Sarah’s literal Big Brother dream - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 20 August 2025

Sarah and Mary laugh their way through random topics: Mariah Carey is a goal, not everything is safe for TikTok, double check your Anti-Loneliness ticket - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 13 August 2025

Sarah and Mary share their thoughts on The Hunting Wives on Netflix. Whether you watched it or not, you’ll blush and laugh along with them. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 6 August 2025

Sarah and Mary share their thoughts on Trainwreck: P.I. Moms on Netflix, Her Last Broadcast: The Abduction of Jodi Huisentruit on Hulu, the arrest of Charles Elvis Cheese - and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the Inner Sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 30 July 2025

Sarah and Mary share their MANY thoughts on the Coldplay Jumbotron affair, a woman goes rogue on behalf of a chicken, and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2025

Sarah and Mary share their thoughts on Trainwreck: The Real Project X, Sharpie’s as lipliner, TikTok’s antipasto salad-gate, and more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 16 July 2025

Sarah and Mary share their thoughts on Netflix’s America’s Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders and Trainwreck: The Cult of American Apparel Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2025

Sarah and Mary are thrilled to talk to Pastor Cal from Married at First Sight and also give their thoughts on the documentary Trainwreck: Poop Cruise on Netflix. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2025

Sarah and Mary catch up: The Mortician on HBO Max, Leanna Perry’s Southwest flight meltdown - and more. Lots of laughs. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2025

Sarah and Mary catch up: Sherri Papini, a fraudulent flight attendant, #2 in a shoe store, keep it tight on Zoom court, long a** Capri Suns - and more. Lots of laughs. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

Transcribed - Published: 18 June 2025