Hello, my name is Maeve and I live, I guess you'd say, in Brooklyn, New York.

I don't know of you how you chose me out of all the other lampposts because a lot of

people are like, they're all the same.

But I'm glad that you did.

I think you made the right choice because I wouldn't say, you know, that I'm better

than them, but I would say, I'm different in a way that's really good.

I'm pretty tall, I guess you might have walked into me, hopefully not.

People sometimes tie their dogs on a leash to me.

I also am a holder of notices.

So people who are looking for nannies, babysitters, last dogs, and you'll find those stuck on to me.

Regardless of whether or not you're scared of the dark, I'm going to be shining.

But you know what, some people really are scared of the light.

Think about that.

Do you like the, I mean, I think that the truth, I don't know what that means,

but I did hear a woman saying that when she walked by me before.

Well, democracy dies in darkness.

Yeah.

That's the Washington Post model.

See, the Washington Lam post.

I think that's where I must have come from.

Well, Maeve, let's just start here.

What is a typical day like for you?

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