Louis, Can of Cola

Everything is Alive

Radiotopia

Society & Culture

4.8 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2018

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Louis is a can of generic cola. He’s been on the shelf a long while, so he’s had some time to think.

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0:00.0	Let's just start, Settelain, have you introduced yourself for us?
0:04.5	My name is Lewis and I am a can of go-to cola.
0:07.7	That's a store brand.
0:09.2	Go-to, Q-O-2 cola.
0:11.7	So it's similar to Coca-Cola.
0:14.0	Similar.
0:14.9	People call it a knockoff.
0:16.0	I've been called the best of the worst.
0:18.7	If you wanted to get my honest opinion, I believe in a blind taste test.
0:22.8	Your average person wouldn't be able to tell the difference between me and a can of regular Coca-Cola.
0:27.5	But yeah, bottom shelf.
0:30.8	We can describe it comfortably as bottom shelf.
0:32.7	I'm at peace with that.
0:33.8	Literally on the-
0:34.8	Most of the time, yeah.
0:36.1	Okay.
0:37.5	Well, there's a lot I want to talk to you about today.
0:40.4	Do you need water or anything?
0:42.0	No, no.
0:42.4	I'm completely self-contained.
0:45.9	I want to ask you about your time before you ended up in the fridge.
0:49.9	Yeah.
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