Maddie Weiner - Ep. 102
Collie's 10 minute pod
Colum Tyrrell
4.8 • 599 Ratings
🗓️ 31 October 2023
⏱️ 74 minutes
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The Colum Tyrrell Podcast is hosted by stand-up comedian Colum Tyrrell. Collie has been seen on comedy podcasts The Legion of Skanks Podcast, Matt & Shane's Secret Podcast, Real Ass Podcast, YKWD, Dan Soder & Big Jay Oakerson's The Bonfire and more. To get this episode early and to sign up for exclusive content you can support the podcast here: https://www.patreon.com/columtyrrell LIVE STAND-UP DATES: https://linktr.ee/columtyrrell Follow Colum on social media here: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/columtyrrell Twitter - https://twitter.com/columtyrrell
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, we're in, ladies and gentlemen. It's the Columtero podcast. First time guest, Maddie Weiner, let her hear it, folks. Thanks for having me. How you doing, Maddie? I'm good. I'm excited to be here. I said her, you are her day. Her, she, you know, I don't really. A little bit of a bit of whatever. |
| 0:21.4 | Yeah, a little bit of fucking whatever. |
| 0:23.3 | Just a little bit. |
| 0:23.8 | How you're feeling. |
| 0:17.9 | Yeah, yeah. But no, she's, I'm chilling. You're chilling. She with a backwards hat. That pretty much sums up the vibe. That's your vibe. That's your gender. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's the they, it's there. |
| 0:18.2 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:23.2 | Yeah, but you sort of flow all around the place, do you? |
| 0:56.9 | You sort of, like, genderly, you sort of just flow all over the place? Yeah, I feel like it's kind of a day-by-day... Yes. Interesting. Yeah. I don't get it. I do... Well, I'm also at a point, too, where I'm like, I'm, like, not... I feel like I spend a lot of time trying to be like, here's what exactly the fuck it is. |
| 1:11.6 | And now I'm like, I really don't care what anyone wants to call it or even what I want to call it. Yeah, yeah. I'm just going to like dress like this some days and some days I wear a dress and some days my tits are. You know what I mean? It's like, yeah. The words are only helpful insofar as it helps me figure out what the fuck I'm feeling. |
| 1:09.7 | But I don't really like, I don't really need anybody else to, do you know what I mean? Like, get on board with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't need other people to understand it. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where I'm like, that doesn't, I don't know. No shade to people who do, but I'm like, that doesn't really like, |
| 1:10.8 | yeah. |
| 1:12.1 | Bother me. |
| 1:30.3 | Sometimes when I gossip, I don't know. No shade to people who do, but I'm like, that doesn't really, like, bother me. |
| 1:24.1 | Sometimes when I gossip, I go, that was very chicky. That was a very chicky. Yeah, this thing to it, everyone has a little bit in them. If I gossip, I'm a big gossip queen. Oh, you're a little catty bitch. I am a real... Listen, first of all, |
| 1:25.2 | first of all, |
| 1:26.0 | I only talked to Dan Soder about this. |
| 1:27.9 | Turns out all standard comedians are like little gossip queens. |
| 1:30.9 | He... bitch. I am a real... Listen, first of all, I only talked to Dan Soder about this. |
| 1:44.8 | Turns out all standard comedians are like little gossip queens. |
| 1:47.9 | He told me, and I go, you know, I'm really embarrassed, but I love the fucking... |
| 1:51.8 | Someone tells you, do you hear about this guy, find out with that guy? |
| 1:54.2 | Like, oh, ho ho! |
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