Andy Haynes - Ep 103
Collie's 10 minute pod
Colum Tyrrell
4.8 • 599 Ratings
🗓️ 7 November 2023
⏱️ 95 minutes
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Summary
The Colum Tyrrell Podcast welcomes stand-up comedian and podcast host Andy Haynes. People know Andy from Don't Tell Comedy, Comedy Central, James Cordon, Conan and appearances on Stavvy's World and Ari Shaffir's Skeptic tank. The Colum Tyrrell Podcast is hosted by stand-up comedian Colum Tyrrell. Collie has been seen on comedy podcasts The Legion of Skanks Podcast, Matt & Shane's Secret Podcast, Real Ass Podcast, YKWD, Dan Soder & Big Jay Oakerson's The Bonfire and more. To get this episode early and to sign up for exclusive content you can support the podcast here: https://www.patreon.com/columtyrrell LIVE STAND-UP DATES: https://linktr.ee/columtyrrell Follow Colum on social media here: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/columtyrrell Twitter - https://twitter.com/columtyrrell
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, this is a Carl Ontario podcast. New Daddy. Andy Hayes. Hey, what's up? Andrew Hayes. Haynes. Sorry. It's okay. Haynes beans. Yeah, yeah. It's Heinz. Yeah, I know. I just tried to rip on. It's funny because you guys get different beans than we get. We do get different different beans. Like English, an English, like, or Irish Sunday roast, whatever, fry up, whatever you call it. Was it fry up? Nice fry up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fry. The fry up, like those beans, you have to buy those in the import section. Over here, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I prefer them, actually. I think they're pretty good. Yeah. I prefer them actually. I think they're pretty good. Yeah. |
| 0:38.3 | I like those beans. |
| 0:39.3 | Ladies and welcome to the column. |
| 0:44.3 | Tiro podcast. |
| 0:45.3 | That's not me our little pre-hook. |
| 0:47.3 | Just got three people coming up. |
| 0:49.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:50.3 | And now he's in and out to the beans. |
| 0:51.3 | Fucking. |
| 0:52.3 | The eye, because you've sent a lot of time in England recently, right? Yeah. Yeah. I still going over? You're not now. I can't now. Not with the kid. They fucking throw your life away, huh? These kids, they fuck it up. You could be in Norwich right now. Well, I don't know if I'd want to go to Norwich, but I could be in London at an EPL game. |
| 1:14.6 | Nice. Yes, the EPL, the classic. |
| 1:18.6 | What were you doing over there? You were like... |
| 1:21.6 | It was very weird. |
| 1:22.6 | How did they come up, first of all? |
| 1:24.6 | These crypto guys bought a fourth tier team. Okay. You know, like over there, the teams like if you win your league, you move up, right? So if you win three seasons in a row, you're a Premier League team, right? That was their whole plan. And like they- These guys came in at the, like the Fifth Division, I guess you would call it. Fourth-a-. Fourth division. So that's including the Premiership. |
| 1:44.4 | Premier Championship, League one, League two. |
| 1:46.2 | Okay, so they're in League two. |
| 1:47.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:47.8 | Okay. |
| 1:48.0 | And they were like crypto guys. |
| 1:51.1 | So they were like into like kind of memes and comedy and podcasts. |
| 1:55.9 | You know, they're like Joe Rogan, Barstool adjacent. |
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