Hey, I'm Kramer.

Welcome to Mad Money.

Welcome to Kramer.

I'll do my friends.

I'm just trying to make you a little bit of money.

My job, not just to entertain, but to educate to do some teaching here.

So call me, 1-800-7.4-3-C-B-C-B CBCT, We meet you, Kramer.

The stock market isn't always a friendly place.

It can be voluble, it can be painful, it can just be downright difficult.

The House of Maine.

There are tons of big-picture problems that can derail any rally.

Problems you might not have had any idea about until they hit us. And that's why I'm so adam about trying to make you a better investor.

I want to teach you the tricks of the trade. So when the market turns naked, when it gets hostile,

you will be prepared. You'll know what to do. The same tricks I teach you about constantly when you join the CMEC investing club coming alive right here. I've spent my entire career analyzing the way stocks trade, searching for patterns of what's worked and what hasn't. And from those observations, I put together a set of rules, rules that are designed to help protect you from the worst mistakes you can make in both good markets and bad.

Rules that now make up the club's guide to investing.

As much as I sometimes might seem like an unhinged lunatic,

which with this, I'm all about discipline.

You're going to make mistakes in this business.

It's inevitable.

But if you stick to your discipline, if you stick to the rules that should help you minimize

your losses and you will maximize your gains, stick to the rules, people.

So let's talk about this one.

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