Mad Madame Delphine LaLaurie
Morbid
Ash Kelley & Alaina Urquhart
4.4 • 100.6K Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2026
⏱️ 56 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, weirdos. I'm Ash. And I'm Elena. And this is morbid. |
| 0:04.8 | This is morbid. We can do this. We're going to be so morbid today. |
| 0:19.3 | You know what, though? Um, we're, we're, we're, we're ready. We're ready. We can do this. We can get through this. Yeah, we have blankets. Yep, we do have blankets. With blankies today, because in good old New England, I don't know what happened there. Good old new. Good old New. Good old New. I became Erica Jane in that moment. Goodbye, Godrick. I can listen to the rewatcher. But anyway, in good old New England, we've had about three false starts to spring. Yeah, which we always do. We do. I feel like we've had more than usual this year. It always feels like that. And I'm cold. Yeah. We go, we slingshot back and forth. We're like, oh my God, it's 70 degrees. And the next day it's like, oh, my God, we literally looked outside and we said, why is it snowing? And then it went away and we were like, that was weird. And then all of a sudden it was like, and we were like, oh, it's sleeting. Yeah. Why is it like hail? Why is ice falling from the sky? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. And then today it's like 50, but I'm cold. It's sunny. I don't know. Hello? |
| 1:12.8 | Yeah. We don't know how to dress. I don't know. And then today it's like 50, but I'm cold. |
| 1:10.8 | Sunny. I don't know. Hello? Yeah. We don't know how to dress. We don't know how to act. |
| 1:15.4 | Back to you, Pete. Yeah. That was Ash and Elena with meteorology. |
| 1:20.7 | But yeah, I think the only biz nasty we really have is go buy tickets to the live show at Radio City |
| 1:26.6 | Music Hall. |
| 1:28.7 | Go buy tickets. |
| 1:43.6 | I'm so excited for that show. One night only. One night only. We're not doing another one. Nope. Unless it's many years from now. Yeah, we're not doing one. You won't. And there's merch for that. There is. That you can only get there. Go get your tickets. And get them on ticket master. |
| 1:44.1 | Do it. |
| 1:45.1 | Make it a whole thing. |
| 1:45.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:47.8 | Go have a weekend in New York. |
| 2:01.3 | You deserve it. Get crazy. You fucking deserve it. You've been through it. You know, it's been a lot. And if you woke up today in this world, whew, you deserve it. Yeah. So go get it. Yeah. Also, we have something fun and exciting upcoming. |
| 2:19.3 | Maybe sometime next week. Not totally sure on timing. Yeah, soon. Keep an eye on socials because we're going to be announcing something fun. Yeah, that you guys will be psyched about it. You guys are going to be staked. Something you've been like, hey. Hey, can I have that? Hey. So, yeah. And also, last little tidbet, pre-order the butcher legacy, period. |
| 2:19.3 | If you haven't done it, what are you doing? Come on. So, yeah, and also, last little tidbit, pre-order the butcher legacy, period. |
| 2:28.6 | If you haven't done it, what are you doing? Come on. It's the third in the series. You can get at the butcher, at butcherlegacy.com anywhere you want. Go pre-order it. It's coming out August 11th. |
| 2:40.8 | And if you haven't taken a little swan dive into the series, start at the butcher in the rent yeah do it it's it's okay it's really good i feel good about it's so i would i would hype it up a bit more than that yeah the butcher in the wren then get the butcher game and then |
| 2:45.4 | get the butcher legacy dive into a series we all need it if not you might be a loser maybe i didn I didn't say it. I did. So, don't come at me. Don't be a loser. Go pre-order the Butchia legacy. My dog is sent you. Even Elena's dog agrees. Now we'll pause. Wow. There wasn't even a follow-up mark to that, so I think she was like, Hell you, Mama. Yeah, she's just my hype girl. Yeah. That's my hype woman right there. Real. That was crazy. Which we needed. So this is going to be a rough one. Okay. I sounded like my serious. Okay. Okay. We're finally going to be covering Mad Mad Madame Delphine Lallory. Oh, no. |
| 3:25.5 | Yeah. |
| 3:26.2 | This bitch. |
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