Two things up front. First, there will be no April fooling on today's show.

Tried at once, didn't go well.

And second, today marks the 40th anniversary of the founding of Apple.

Have you hugged your Mac today? founding of Apple.

Have you hugged your Mac today?

Have you made out with your Mac today?

You're going to make out with your Mac, aren't you?

Hey, don't feel weird about it.

Forty is the new 30. Seriously, I won't tell. This is Mac OS-Kinn.

Short lines for a smaller phone, a fix and a break in iOS 9.3 and infinity turns out to be a very short time.

It's Friday the 1st of April 2016 I'm Ken Ray and this is news from Maco-Sken.

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See the thing is I say there's not going to be any fooling today but it's April Fool's Day.

The whole rest of the show you're going to wonder, aren't you?

Aren't you? Turn to your Mac for comfort.

Thursday saw the release of a new iPhone, the usual long lines not included.

Apple Insider had Piper Jaffrey analyst Gene Munster looking at the launch.

According to the analyst, 90 of the 100 outlets he surveyed still had 16 gigabytes space gray iPhone

S E's available on Thursday.

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