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Race Wars

Ma'am, Ma'am, Ma'am, Ma'am, MA'AM!!! w/ Mike Cernovich

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.5777 Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2016

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

It's a heated Race Wars this week as writer Mike Cernovich returns to argue with Sherrod, Erin Gloria Ryan and a late Kurt about whether Trump or Hillary is the worse choice for president. Later, comedian Nick Mullen swings by as the group gets into double standards when it comes to people getting mad online.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a stand-up labs production, powered by digital media.

0:07.4

It's what we do, baby!

0:10.2

This is Race Wars.

0:13.2

I have the power!

0:15.4

Yeah!

0:16.6

How's the bill?

0:17.6

With Kurt Metzker.

0:18.4

You're out of your fucking mind, dude.

0:19.8

And Charade Small.

0:21.0

Saddle down, bitch.

0:22.6

Race Wars.

0:26.3

Yeah, welcome to Race Wars, man.

0:27.8

I mean, it's just me and Aaron right here.

0:29.2

Yeah, we're having a great time, though.

0:31.0

Yes, it's better like this.

0:32.1

There's a thing of pudding in front of me.

0:34.2

That's right.

0:34.6

I thought it was mashed potatoes. It looked kind of mashed potatoes-y. But what, what's the story? It's banana pudding. Why is it in front of me? It's from the

0:41.2

world famous Kinesha's, which is blowing up right now. Oh, really? And Kanisha happens to be our

0:46.6

producer, when our producers, Lewis Johnson's fucking cousin, is it? That's correct, yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, so she makes, what, describe the company to me.

0:55.7

She's been making banana pudding for a little while.

0:58.0

There's a lot of different flavors out there.

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