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Your Favorite Band Sucks

Lynyrd Skynyrd Sucks

Your Favorite Band Sucks

Your Favorite Band Sucks

Music

3.72.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2022

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Yep, this is the official favorite band of every moron who wants to yell something at a concert even though they don't have anything original to say. (Don't worry about any of them getting mad at this, though. They literally can't read.) Skynyrd is just one of many reasons it's too bad there isn't a fault line along the northern border of Florida that may someday result in an earthquake big enough to send the whole damn state into the ocean. But, hey, looks like global warming is gonna eventually bring the ocean to Florida, so party on! Wooh! NASCAR! Git 'er dun! Here's yer sign! Lynyrd Skynyrd sucks!

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0:00.0

Hey Mark, have you ever wanted to make a podcast?

0:03.3

I do want to make a podcast. Why? Why are you asking?

0:05.9

Well, have you heard of anchor because I would say even if you already have a podcast,

0:10.8

you're probably paying for hosting unless you're already with anchor because the thing about anchor

0:15.4

is it is a free podcast host, but it also has all the tools that you need to record and edit your episodes right on a phone or a computer.

0:24.9

If you have an iPhone or a modern phone, you can use anchor and record a podcast. It will sound amazing.

0:31.7

You can even stitch in ads and monetize it right away, which is something that I would say no other platform offers.

0:38.6

For free, no. That's incredible.

0:40.4

Better than that, you can add songs from Spotify's catalog to episodes of your podcast.

0:47.1

Anchor also will distribute your show to all the major podcast apps just like any other host.

0:53.5

But here's the thing. If I'm going to start a podcast, why do I get paid?

0:57.5

Because you do want to get paid, right? Everyone wants to get paid.

1:00.3

Well, not only is anchor free, it's a way that any podcast can make money from their show even if they don't have a large audience.

1:08.4

Wow. It's really everything you need to make a show.

1:10.6

So here's what you need to do. Download the free anchor app right now or you can go to anchor.fm and get started today.

1:23.1

Oh, yeah. I got the fancy headphones. They sound good. I like it.

1:36.9

America's favorite band to listen to when you're cooking hamburgers in your backyard and drinking Mcultras.

1:44.8

There's new generation though. They don't even drink the Mcultra. They drink white claws.

1:49.2

Is anybody actually listening to Leonard Skinner on purpose? That's my question.

1:52.0

I had just assumed that it's a backyard barbecue playlist, whatever on Spotify.

1:58.0

That's literally the only reason anybody listens to Leonard Skinner ever is because it just so happens to pop up on your playlist.

2:04.1

You don't skip it because you're too drunk to get up and hit the button.

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