Cat Stevens Sucks

Your Favorite Band Sucks

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3.7 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2022

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Settle in, young 'uns, and listen to a tale about the time an entire generation of rubes fell for the nonsense nursery rhyme stylings of a faux hippie who literally woke up one day and used his adult brain to decide his name should be Cat Stevens. How many times do you think this guy was called "a genius" in the 1970s? It doesn't even matter because if it only happened once that's still twice as many times as it should've been. Anyway, tune in to the episode for a quick education on why Cat Stevens sucks!

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0:00.0	Oh, I thought we were already recording.
0:11.5	No, we're recording now.
0:12.6	So tell your joke again.
0:14.6	It was a good joke.
0:16.8	Do you like to tell it?
0:19.2	Mm-hmm.
0:20.2	Okay.
0:21.2	Kat Stevens is the kind of adult you end up with when you send your kid to Montessori
0:24.2	School, right?
0:25.2	Oh, yeah, true.
0:28.7	So what are we going to be referencing him in this episode?
0:31.6	Ask, are we calling him Kat?
0:32.8	Are we calling him ten other names that he goes by?
0:35.4	Because you're not even born Kat Stevens, that's the thing.
0:37.8	I'm calling him Kat fucking Stevens because that's the name you went by when he did all
0:41.2	this shit that anyone cares about.
0:42.8	I was going to make a list of all the names that he went by and I realized that would
0:46.1	just be a complete waste of time because I can't pronounce a half of them and be who cares.
0:52.0	But just so you know, everyone listening to this episode, if you are a Kat Stevens fan,
0:56.5	which how fucking old are you and how do you know how to listen to a podcast?
1:01.4	He has 25 names and who cares?
1:03.2	We're just going to call him Kat.
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