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The Luxury Podcast

Luxury Lurgies and Manly Pinks

The Luxury Podcast

Audio Always

Etiquette, Society & Culture, Education, Keeping Up Appearances, Comedy, Luxury, Self-improvement, Posh

4.9865 Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2025

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Jonathan is suffering with an executive sniffle, but thankfully William is on hand to tend to his needs and keep things firmly pointed in a luxury direction. They discuss tipping decorators, cleaning carpets and a word of warning for any potentially troublesome air passengers.

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast. My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith and with me is William Hanson. This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life.

0:18.0

Hello Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury

0:21.2

to make life worth living whatever your budget. So welcome to another bonus episode of the luxury

0:26.3

podcast to air William and I trade tips and stories from our own luxury lifestyles, as well as

0:32.4

delving into our lovely great big mail sacks. So William, since we caught up yesterday, you had a good week? Yes, probably a better week than you've had, because let's rip the plaster off. You do sound a little, little queer. Little, little lurgified. Yes. Yes. So I've got a lot on this year. I've got a lot on. Do you? Yes. I've got a holiday. I don't want to... What? You've got a lot on and the first thing you choose to say is a holiday. Well, I have. I've got a holiday. I don't want to be alone on a holiday. No, you don't. So I've got a holiday. We've got the live show. Luxury life. Yeah. I've got a JVS scam spash that I'm presenting.

1:13.0

And then I've got a JVS scam spesh that I'm presenting. And then I've got Christmas plus my birthday. Yeah. So I really did not want to be ill at all this winter. So I paid £90 and had a COVID jab. You know, practically. I've had mine done, by the way. Oh, well done. Yeah. To sell a kidney for that.

1:28.3

So I had my COVID jab and I also paid to have a flu jab and then I get a dirty old cold. I mean, I'm sure this is a very executive strain of cold. Very exact. Can they, do they not do a cold jab? I don't think so. They should do that. I would pay a lot of money for a cold jab. old jab. So yes, apologies to

1:44.5

all of our bucket heads that I am a little gravelly.

1:47.2

But you wouldn't... should do that. I would pay a lot of money for a cold jab. So yes, apologies to all of our bucket

1:45.3

heads that I am a little gravelly. But you wouldn't, well done for turning up. Right. And for, you know, powering through. And I think other than your voice, you wouldn't know. In yourself, I think, you know, I can still see the life in your, in your eyes. I'm not dying. I've got a cold.

1:59.9

No, but you know, when sometimes people are really, you can really, like, see it in their eyes.

2:03.3

Yes.

2:03.5

For me, you can often sit in my eyes.

2:04.6

I think you know, when sometimes people are you can really like see it in their eyes,

2:03.3

for me you can often sit in my eyes.

2:04.6

I think your eyes look fine.

2:05.6

Okay, good.

2:06.3

So I think you've powered through.

2:07.9

The only sign was when I saw on social media what you were doing for your 1230 today,

2:15.2

which was...

2:16.5

The 1230 today was,

2:19.0

which animal would you let lick you?

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