Luxury Live!
The Luxury Podcast
Audio Always
4.9 • 865 Ratings
🗓️ 30 January 2026
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
Join us for an evening of song, dance, revelry and innuendo as we revisit our extremely luxury and executive live show. Highlights include another music competition (with a Christmassy twist), a case of mistaken identity with one member of the audience, and one presenter making a stunning return to their long-abandoned singing career.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, Focus! Hello! Hello, focus! Well, hello and welcome to luxury live. |
| 0:43.3 | My name is Jonathan Vernon Smith. |
| 0:48.3 | With me is William Hanson and this is the live |
| 0:51.3 | that helps you live a more luxury life. |
| 0:59.4 | Yes. Oh, yes. Clap that. Lovely. We are here at Crips on the Green with all of you, |
| 1:03.9 | and we are looking forward to spending tonight with you underneath the big organ. |
| 1:05.5 | And talking... |
| 1:11.6 | And talking of big organs, let's give a round of applause for our luxury organist, Ben Horden. |
| 1:26.5 | How did it feel, Jonathan, to have your composition of our theme tune, your musical talent, put, you know, played by someone else? |
| 1:29.8 | It was wonderful. He made it sound better than I did. So, superb. |
| 1:31.3 | Thank you. |
| 1:32.3 | Thank you, Bucketheads for coming. |
| 1:33.3 | Shall we take a seat? |
| 1:34.3 | Let's... |
| 1:35.3 | How have you been, Jonathan? |
| 1:37.3 | You've had a holiday. |
| 1:39.3 | I have, I've had a week back, having had a wonderful week at a luxury five-star adults-only, exclusive |
| 1:49.2 | resort for a better class of person. |
| 1:50.9 | Now, for those who don't know, Jonathan only holidays in destinations that begin with the |
| 1:57.4 | letter F. |
| 1:58.1 | Yes, that's right. |
| 1:59.6 | That's right. |
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