Luke Skywalker vs Harry Potter
Who Would Win Masters
Ray Stakenas
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 21 April 2021
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
And on the next episode of Who Would Win...
One of the biggest battles in the history of our show!
Will Jedi Master Luke Skywalker (Repped by James) have enough Force to overcome the litany of spells that Boy Wizard Harry Potter (Repped by Ray) can throw at him? Will special guest judge Adam McArthur side with Star Wars or The Wizarding World on this day?
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, welcome to our Multiverse. We're excited you're joining us for our new parody comedy series, Superhero Diaries. |
| 0:09.0 | Hello, this is Batman. Well, sort of. I mean, I'm not one of those actors who gets to play all your favorite superheroes in movies and TV. |
| 0:16.5 | I guess you would say I'm a parody version of The Dark Knight. |
| 0:20.5 | Anywho, me and some of my super friends, I've decided to tell you what we're really thinking when we are doing all those crime fighting |
| 0:27.5 | or saving multiverse-hopping kind of stuff. We will reveal what's behind the mask. |
| 0:33.5 | Our most private thoughts. Like, who's our secret superhero crush? |
| 0:38.5 | Gotta go, girl talk. |
| 0:41.5 | We have to deal with real life issues just like you. |
| 0:44.5 | I mean, how does Spider-Man pee when he's wearing his spidey onesie? |
| 0:48.5 | I write up in the crotch a little bit too. |
| 0:50.5 | Does Aquaman talk to fish before he eats them? |
| 0:53.5 | What is the whole critical review of Wonder Woman 84? |
| 0:56.5 | And most confounding of all. |
| 0:58.5 | Someday, you just can't get rid of a bomb. |
| 1:01.5 | How does a guy like me with no superpowers get through the week without getting killed every other day? |
| 1:06.5 | Oh, we'll be review when superhero diaries take off on February 9th. |
| 1:11.5 | Subscribe now, true believers! |
| 1:26.5 | Fixing breakfast, cleaning house, and fixing cabinets might not seem like much for a Jedi to do. |
| 1:33.5 | However, Luke Skywalker reveled in the simplicity of it all. |
| 1:37.5 | It is then that an owl could be heard outside. |
| 1:41.5 | Investigating, Luke sees the boy wizard Harry Potter out in the yard looking quizzical. |
| 1:48.5 | That bright wand is a hawk rock, sir, and must be destroyed. |
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