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Who Would Win Masters

Black Lightning vs Green Goblin

Who Would Win Masters

Ray Stakenas

Tv & Film, Comedy, Arts

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2021

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

And on the next episode of Who Would Win...


One of the most underrated DC Heroes takes on the CEO super genius of Marvel Comics!


Will the hero of the Suicide Slums Black Lightning (Repped by James) have enough power to shut down Norman Osborn (Repped by Ray) or will the insane mastermind have too many tricks for Black Lightning to overcome them all? In a battle that promises to get wild, where will special guest judge Rama Vallury draw the line?


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, welcome to our Multiverse. We're excited you're joining us for our new parody comedy series, Superhero Diaries.

0:09.0

Hello, this is Batman. Well, sort of. I mean, I'm not one of those actors who gets to play all your favorite superheroes in movies and TV.

0:16.5

I guess you would say I'm a parody version of The Dark Knight.

0:20.5

Anywho, me and some of my super friends, I've decided to tell you what we're really thinking when we are doing all those crime fighting

0:27.5

or saving multiverse-hopping kind of stuff. We will reveal what's behind the mask.

0:33.5

Our most private thoughts. Like, who's our secret superhero crush?

0:38.5

Gotta go, girl talk.

0:41.5

We have to deal with real life issues just like you.

0:44.5

I mean, how does Spider-Man pee when he's wearing his spidey onesie?

0:48.5

I write up in the crotch a little bit too.

0:50.5

Does Aquaman talk to fish before he eats them?

0:53.5

What is the whole critical review of Wonder Woman 84?

0:56.5

And most confounding of all.

0:59.5

Someday, you just can't get rid of a bomb.

1:01.5

How does a guy like me with no superpowers get through the week without getting killed every other day?

1:06.5

Oh, we'll be review when superhero diaries take off on February 9th.

1:11.5

Subscribe now, true believers!

1:20.5

Another day in the city. Another police site.

1:24.5

Making his neighborhood rounds that hero Black Lightning decides that he may as well investigate.

1:30.5

What's it going to be this time?

1:32.5

Bank heist? Car crash? Cat stuck in a tree?

1:36.5

Arriving on scene. Black Lightning is shocked to see utter madness and mayhem before him.

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