Luke Gulbranson: Will He Give Me Sex & Maple Syrup?
Berner Phone
Des Bishop
4.5 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2020
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
Luke goes to hell and has to explain why he hasn't sent her maple syrup, the trials and tribulations of being really good looking, what he smells like, if he's sick of seeing boobs, if he fell out of love with modeling, his cunnilingus advice, and what he hates most about Hannah.
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| 0:00.0 | So this might be one of the hottest episodes we've ever had in Burning and Hell. |
| 0:18.6 | We are here today with Luke Gobronson. |
| 0:21.7 | He's been begging me to go on the pod. |
| 0:23.2 | He's like, oh Hannah, where are you going to let me go on the pod? |
| 0:25.6 | Oh yeah, coyotes. |
| 0:26.6 | Oh yeah. |
| 0:27.6 | I said, Luke, it's time to bring you to hell. |
| 0:30.1 | And it's not going to be an easy episode. |
| 0:32.3 | I'll tell you that. |
| 0:33.3 | Luke, welcome. |
| 0:34.9 | Well, first off, thanks. |
| 0:36.2 | I didn't know I was taking the trip to Ireland, but, but, but, but it was a good, |
| 0:40.9 | good try on your accent there. |
| 0:43.2 | That's all right. |
| 0:43.7 | Anything to say for yourself before, before you get into the heat of things, |
| 0:48.7 | do you think you need to help? |
| 0:51.5 | Not really. |
| 0:52.0 | No, I have nothing to say for myself. |
| 0:53.8 | Good. |
| 0:54.3 | Good. |
| 0:55.0 | I'm tired. |
| 0:56.1 | So why don't start with the question everyone wants to know. |
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