Hello, elegant listeners. What are we starting? I mean, that was a...

Oh, I can no go ahead. Hello, elegant listeners and welcome to go, my favorite sports team, your favorite illustrious sports podcast, both first sports people and not sports people like, I'm Tyler Shide and I am your, you know, expert host, your master sports king of balls and holes galore.

The man with the know how the man with the master's degree and I'm joined by the ever so handsome and talented Mark. Man, this is the most complimentary intro we've ever had. I usually talk shit to you like in the opening five minutes and just like try to batter you down to make myself feel better. But now we both feel good. Yeah, we had a really good conversation before all of this. I don't know why I started on conversation, but I did. And it was just one of those things that it was like, you know, it's good to see you. It's good to be able to have some fun.

Some actual like hang out and talk about other things besides work, even though we kind of just talk about each other's like passions in our work. I'm getting like the vibes of a prisoner in solitary confinement on the door opens for the first time in a month. It's so good to see you guard. Oh, man, is it food time again? You want to eat with me? Oh, I remember our last conversation a month ago. It was so nice. How's the wife dead? Oh, no. This is like good. Anyway, no, it's good to see you too. You're looking handsome.

Thank you. Thank you. Your pink beanie is delightful. I think those are the first thing I mentioned when I walked in the doors. It was like your pink beanie. And I like your GMFST shirt, which is available at store. GMFST dot com. Yeah. And I like your I finger sports hat.

I'm not wearing it. You don't lie. Don't lie. I don't know where it is somewhere at home. Oh, it might be in my car still. I have. I'm in its on my head. Oh, yeah. I know what you had. You know what? I'm going to order five more of them. Just so you have one in every location. You're like, oh,

I could just grab it. I do like it. It's just like I also like this one. I've started to accessorize. So I have a blue jacket and I have this blue hat that I'm currently wearing.

I'm trying to like be a little more fashionable. Nice. Nice. That's something I need to work on. Yeah. And we also need to do an episode eventually on sports fashion. But that's not today. That's not today. No. No. Today we will be talking about another winter sport. That.

Don't say anything yet because it's not time for that. The ghosts. No. Yes, it's true. People may have loved the love primer. Was it called the love primer? No, it was the is dating a sport. Okay, because that's basically what this one, this is a cute set in front of me.

The love primer literally like and I was like, that's a good name for it. Amethyst render love primer would be a good book for like a sex therapy book or like a learning to love in the modern age kind of book.

Yeah, it's how to how to reach orgasm and climax. Let's know that is not what it was. It's a primer on love. Isn't that well, I guess that'd be a primer on love making.

It's a good one. Yeah, that's different. That's different. Okay, that's fair. That's different. Yeah, primer on love is how pervert. You pervert.

Pervert. This is a PG rated podcast, probably not. There's no way. Yeah, there's no way. But anyway, Amethyst render said,

Jacque is on the love primer lacking an important reference. I am extremely disappointed. How dare you guys discuss the quote sport of dating and not once mentioned the age old allegory of the baseball bases to the stages of a relationship.

I went into this episode patiently waiting for Mark to make a witty joke about what his mythical fifth base would stand in for a relationship and was bitterly disappointed. Shame, Mark. Shame.

No, this is the speech cues get you. What did I do? You didn't bring it up. Wow, we got Tyler's true laugh. No, I didn't even think about this. I guess this is egg on my face. What would the fifth base be in love? Because first base, it's French. What? Yeah, so the way I've always done bases is it's the four F's of friendship. French feel finger fuck. I hate that.

I hate that you said that. Never say that again. All right, because it's like making out was what I know. Yeah, good question.

Friends, friends. You know, making out over the clothes under the clothes doesn't have to be that specifically. And then, you know, home run is new six. All right. Yeah, okay. So what would the fifth

Ainalop three sums? No, no, no, no, no, no more people. No, no, no, because three sums like that's that wouldn't be for everybody. I'm not the type person right has ever had like a fantasy about a

three-some because I feel like it would be too much responsibility. I think mine is more like, yeah, because you're trying to deal with multiple people at once. And it's like, I'm trying to deal with multiple people. I'm like, you're juggling them in the air.

Oh, no, no, no, the fourth person works like, I can't handle it. I'm gonna drop one. No, it's just like a mythical fifth base is when you ascend five feet into the air, just like baseball lightning shoots out of your fingers and your dick.

Or respective genesis. Wait, wait, the fifth base.

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