I'm pretty sure that you have a way harder time getting through life for the average person, Ari.

I don't know why anybody would listen to this.

I know I won't.

Ari, you're if I single-handedly broke up my marriage. You're an awful person.

You're 24 years old. Why would I listen to you? Why would you be giving therapy and advice to people who clearly need it?

It doesn't make any sense, Ari.

This is a horrible idea.

You're listening to, you're listening to Unlicensed, unlicensed, unlicensed therapy with Ari Minnis.

No, I remember that, and then Red Band got on you.

If you want to, you want to hook up with a woman, don't.

Yeah, that was the story.

Yeah, so what happened was I did the joke.

The joke didn't hit.

The joke bombed on Kill Tony.

I said, a girl called me over to hang out at 11 p.m.

I said, I'll go over there and hang out for a little bit.

11 p.m. Turns out she just wanted to hang out for a little bit.

Yeah.

So the joke bombed.

And then they started, because they knew me, or maybe they do this to everyone, they just

started asking me about the inspiration of the joke.

And they're like, is that a true story?

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