I'm pretty sure that you have a way harder time getting through life for the average person, Ari.

I don't know why anybody would listen to this.

I know I won't.

Ari, you're if I single-handedly broke up my marriage. You're an awful person.

You're 24 years old. Why would I listen to you? Why would you be giving therapy and advice to people who clearly need it?

It doesn't make any sense, Ari. This is a horrible idea.

You're listening to, you're listening to Unlicensed, unlicensed, unlicensed therapy with Ari Minnis.

I'm going to look at the monitor the whole time.

The entire episode?

I prefer to look at both of us than just you.

Does it still feel personal like where you're engaged in the conversation?

I'm such a weirdo that like human connection, it's just going to be weird no matter what.

This is just kind of working for me.

You don't know how to make human connection?

Not really.

Maybe you're autistic.

No, I think that I'm just always very comfortable.

I don't get embarrassed.

Nothing embarrasses you.

I mean sometimes, but it's...

Have you ever farted loud on accident in a group of people you don't know that well?

No, I'm really good about it.

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