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A friend of mine just went to Birgheim, the sex club in Berlin for the first time, and he accidentally went on piss night, and he didn't know, and he's not into that.

And he was complaining to me because he was like, I went into the urinals to try and pee, and this guy was just like kneeling by one of the

urinals and he was it was so creepy and he wanted me to pee on him and I was like so

freaked out I just peed in the urinal and I was like, dude, it means nothing to you, it means everything to him.

Just pee on him. Fat Dates. Hello hello and welcome to another episode of bad dates I'm your host Joel Kim booster and yeah I sound a little

sexier than normal today and that is because I had a good weekend

not like a fucking nerd like some of my guests today who have incredibly sultry

sounding voices you just gonna have to deal with it today guys.

You're going to have to deal with it. This is how I sound like today. And it may not sound

quality-wise, incredible, but the content is fire as always I promise you so as some

of you may know this is bad dates brought to you by Smartless Media and today we're going to bring you

yet another panel of incredible guests who are going to share some of their

worst dating stories with you you'll laugh you'll cry and hopefully you'll learn before we dive into that I do have a little bit of

listener mailed somebody who is in need of some advice this email is from Sophie

I just had a first date with a guy who I was really into. We ended up back in my place where we had sex for about half an hour.

It was like a cross-fit workout and we were both drenched in sweat. I came really close to an

orgasm, but we stopped after he came. Not ideal, but I still had a really good time. Then as we were cuddling afterward, he asked me how I would rate it from a scale of 1 to 10.

I asked him to answer and he said no, you first.

I said it was a 9 because I did actually enjoy it. He said, huh, I would say it was about a seven plus. The fuck after I said nine? And what the hell is the plus about am I being graded I was into him until the seven plus

Bull shit I can't get over it and I have been ghosting him ever since, what do you think?

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