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The Longest Shortest Time

LST FAVES: Kids Ask Negin Farsad Unanswerable Questions

The Longest Shortest Time

Hillary Frank | Realm

Kids & Family, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Parenting

4.74.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2026

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Negin Farsad on esoteric allergies, the power of fire hydrants, and growing up Muslim... all in this edition of Kids' Unanswerable Questions. ⭐️ This episode originally ran on February 1, 2017 and is a favorite from the archives. Since then, Negin has become a mom — and next week we’ll be back with a new episode where she talks about how she navigates her own daughter’s unanswerable questions! … Episode resources • Kid-friendly versions of Negin’s answers are on our website. • Negin Farsad’s podcast: Fake the Nation … • Join LST+ for community and access to You Know What, another show in the Longest Shortest universe! • Follow us on Instagram • Sign up for our newsletter, where we recommend other parenting + reproductive health media • Buy books by LST guests (your purchase supports the show!) • Website: longestshortesttime.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hey there, longest, shortest time listener. Be honest. Do you like listening to stories about

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parenthood and reproductive health? Do you like when they're bold and complicated and funny and

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poignant all at the same time? Of course you do. That's why you listen to the show, and it's part of what makes you special.

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So I want to invite you to join our special club. It's called LST Plus, and when you join, you get all kinds of cool stuff.

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You get to be part of our community where you can bond with other listeners.

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You get to suggest story ideas for future episodes. You get access to a whole other show

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with super awesome college kids talking about sex, dating, and relationships. And you get to hang out

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with me and reproductive health experts and past guests and ask them questions. Membership is just

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50 bucks a year or seven bucks a month. And if you want to

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give more, you can. We've relaunched independently. So when you join the club, you're helping this

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show to simply exist. Sign up is easy. Just go to longest shortest time.com slash club. see you there the internet is coaching our kids when boys hear that on repeat

1:19.4

it shapes how they see themselves we can't leave it to those voices we have to be louder

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together with e we need to coach them, guide them, back them.

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Building our boys up every chance we get.

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Be yourself.

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Back your mates.

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Confidence comes from a Vien.

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Yes!

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As proud partner of the England team's EEE has support and guidance to help build all our boys up on and off the pitch.

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Search E.E. Yes, boys.

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Nogine Farsad is a comedian. She does stand-up, she hosts a podcast, she's made films.

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She wrote a book called How to Make White People Laugh. Some of Nagin's funniest stuff is when

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