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Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 7 February 2023
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
When Captain Freeman gets an important assignment, the Cerritos crew has some time to kill on the holodeck. But when Mariner plays Moriarty chicken with Boimler, a taste of Rutherford’s blood turns their public-domain adversary into a real-blood enthusiast. Whose body count is higher than Vlad the Impaler? Why did Ben and Adam get kicked out of the Saban offices? Who put The Silence of the Lambs on the golden record? It’s the episode that finally turns it to the side!
Music by Adam Ragusea
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| 0:00.0 | Pit-Pip-Guffna! |
| 0:03.7 | To share your embarrassment tour, rolls on. |
| 0:06.7 | Yeah, we're going to London next. |
| 0:08.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:09.6 | Pretty sure we'll survive it, but not 100% sure. |
| 0:12.9 | Yeah, get yourself a ticket. |
| 0:14.5 | It's greatestjentour.com. |
| 0:16.5 | We are roasting Star Trek 5 this time. |
| 0:19.6 | Come on. |
| 0:20.6 | Come on! |
| 0:21.6 | What's it going to take to put you in a Star Trek 5 roast today? |
| 0:25.1 | Tickets still available for Chicago, Minneapolis, Boston, and Brooklyn right after |
| 0:29.9 | we get home from London. |
| 0:31.6 | It is a touring crucible for me and Ben, and we're doing it all for the FODs out there. |
| 0:38.9 | Get yourself a ticket at greatestjentour.com. |
| 0:42.0 | Right now, greatestjentour.com. |
| 0:44.2 | Hi, I'm Mike McMahon, and you are listening to the greatest track. |
| 0:49.5 | My friends, the Great Expert. |
| 0:52.5 | Welcome to Greatest Track, it's a new Star Trek podcast from the makers of the greatest |
| 1:14.6 | generation. |
| 1:15.6 | I'm Ben Harrison. |
| 1:16.6 | I'm Adam Pranaka. |
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