Compounding Assholery (Picard S3E1)
Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
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4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 February 2023
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
When Admiral Picard receives a super-secret message, he calls in some favors to reach its point of origin. But while Raffi and her handler struggle to stave off a terrorist attack, Jean-Luc Jakes a shuttle to con his way into his next adventure. Are all signs pointing to nubbin bugs? Is Adam Ragusea the chef on the Titan? How many mixtapes is too many mixtapes? It’s the episode that’s just asking questions!
Music by Adam Ragusea
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| 0:00.0 | Pit-Pip-Guffna! |
| 0:03.7 | To share your embarrassment tour, rolls on. |
| 0:06.7 | Yeah, we're going to London next. |
| 0:08.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:09.6 | Pretty sure we'll survive it, but not 100% sure. |
| 0:12.9 | Yeah, get yourself a ticket. |
| 0:14.5 | It's greatestjentour.com. |
| 0:16.5 | We are roasting Star Trek 5 this time. |
| 0:19.6 | Come on. |
| 0:20.6 | Come on! |
| 0:21.6 | What's it going to take to put you in a Star Trek 5 roast today? |
| 0:25.1 | Tickets still available for Chicago, Minneapolis, Boston, and Brooklyn right after |
| 0:29.9 | we get home from London. |
| 0:31.6 | It is a touring crucible for me and Ben, and we're doing it all for the FODs out there. |
| 0:38.9 | Get yourself a ticket at greatestjentour.com. |
| 0:42.0 | Right now, greatestjentour.com. |
| 0:44.2 | I'm only going to tell you this once. |
| 0:47.7 | That is now your chair, Captain. |
| 0:52.4 | My friends, the great expert. |
| 0:54.7 | If you occur, hit a train to train. |
| 0:58.5 | Would you look at that? |
| 1:00.0 | The greatest train to train. |
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