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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Loving the Pope’s Ring

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2019

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Sean Conroy, Dhruv Uday Singh, James Mastraieni, and Matt Newell join Matt Besser for scenes about cool improvising nicknames, the Pope’s most attractive ring, and a pioneer in dildo doctoring. Later, they visit the first ever roadkill-to-table restaurant, and 911 severs ties with a prominent superhero.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, I'm from Pittsburgh. What part of Pittsburgh?

0:02.5

Did you get bit? Yeah, because it might have been it's a

0:07.2

The ankle of Pittsburgh. Yeah, I know where that's at. No, I don't know. It was right by

0:14.0

Carnegie Mellon. Is that yeah, yeah, for sure. It's like over and she works. I think she works in a Carnegie Mellon or at

0:23.8

Hit is right over there. Yeah, that's all in Oakland. Yeah, that's cool. Oh, it's beautiful

0:28.5

I love it over there. Yeah, greatest city in the world. Everybody knows that. Yeah, it's interesting. Yeah, I

0:35.9

Had a friend who lived there who hates sports and he said he could not deal with Steelers fever like it's pretty

0:45.0

Up-notch year-round. It's it's there. It's the number one

0:48.9

Identity of that city is is we are

0:52.2

Steeler fans like that's what it is. That's their main thing. I mean, it's there's actually a really great book written about like

0:58.8

In the 70s Pittsburgh had three million people leave the city

1:03.2

It was like one of the biggest cities in those in the country get out because it was a long line

1:07.6

There's a long line one exit. There's only one exit and you had to walk and you had to bring all your stuff with you

1:14.4

Yeah, and as as like the city was crumbling the Steelers the team started to win Super Bowls

1:20.5

And so it was like the only thing I was a huge Steelers fan in the 70s

1:25.6

Yeah, it's the only thing Pittsburgh had man. They lost me Joe green. Yeah, were you alive during mean Joe green?

1:31.6

No, I was born in 83 so I was very Bradshaw Franco Harris and

1:38.1

Rocky Blier. Yeah, there's this famous

1:41.7

Coca-Cola commercial

1:45.4

Doesn't the Jersey let's let's look at that. Can we throw that up Brett? Are we ready to go?

1:50.2

Yeah, we're ready to start cold opening

1:52.5

Can I see up on is the video screen on?

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