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Welcome to Improved For Humans for 20s.

Humans, it's your favorite time of year. It's 420 time. That's right. Welcome to the 420 episode of improv for humans. Special episode, not just because it's your favorite improv for humans episode of the year with Gabriel's ratio.

Gimberlicking and myself, but also because it's in support of the 420 shows on 420. That's a Saturday this year at UCB theaters in Los Angeles. I'm doing my show on 420 at 420PM. Come see it. And if you aren't in Los Angeles, get on VR, the Oculus system VR.

And you can watch it live for 20PM Pacific time. That's right. Get on them. Facebook VR goggles, folks, and see me prepare for my show on 427. That's right. April 27th, a mere two weeks away. I'm doing my standup special called pot humor in Portland, Oregon.

Get a map, best or dot com to find out how to get reservations for that. Humans, this is a great episode. We just eaten some meat off my grill brought to you by butcher box.

Free ad for butcher box. I bet that improv code still works. You got to get some meat for the summer and spring for grilling the spring. So get some of butcher box. Use that improv.

That code improv to get a discount. Humans, it was a 420 episode, but please be aware, we 420 done my back porch, Sydney, when she ran into the podcast midway into this show, she did not walk into an opium.

And then for mother, wouldn't you know that? All right. Welcome to improper humans for 20 episode. I was saying we got like snack box. That's not what was called nature box. It just came to me nature box snack box.

On one of our first episodes, but nothing this time. We should get a big fucking cake like a cake from earwolf. Well, yeah, from portellas. Is that what's called port?

Portellas. Portellas. Yeah. Portellas. I had just had portellas in Chicago. Great. Isn't it? Yeah. It was fantastic. What is that? It's like a hot dog chain, but they are and they do the big Italian beef. The Italian beef, but they also do the drink.

The thing that they do that I thought was the most innovative and best was the cake shake. Yeah, chocolate cake shake. Yeah, that shit is wild. It's a, but they were doing a promotion where you can buy us less cake for 56 cents. Excuse me.

That's my first time here. What's what is the cake shake? Is that just a milkshake and you put cake in it? I want to take this one Gary. Yeah, take this one. Sorry. Today's my first day and I'm learning. So what was your question? Sir, ma'am person. Hello, fellow human. You don't say my gender at all. Yeah, I know. Sorry. Hello. Bring that up. Yeah, don't bring up their gender when you say hi. So they had a job like this. You just go. Hey, man. What were they?

I'm sorry. Don't please don't help me train the employee because he can't just say, hey, man. I say, hey, man, or hey, brother to everybody. Oh, okay. My mother-in-law say, hey, brother. And she's like, excuse me.

But what were you looking for? Why don't I heard on a trip advisor? They said you're known for your cake shakes. I want to know what that is before I purchased it.

Sure, of course. It's kind of all in the title. Are you saying I'm an idiot? That's how I open this. I said, is it just a cake and a milkshake and blend it? Is that what it is? That is what I'm explain. There's three tears to the cake.

Oh, I'm sorry. Help me. There's a man. He's chasing me. I had to run in here. This is the only place that was open. What is this place? Hi, welcome to Portillo's. We are a hot dog.

Italian beef. And we're mostly known for our cake shake, which is it as I was just telling the person. Are you guys not going to help this guy? We are going to help. So what can I do for you? Did you want two cake shakes? You said?

No, I didn't say I said, what is it? What's a cake shake? A cake shake? And I don't have a lot of time. He's after me. Is there a problem here? What's the problem here? Oh, hi. Thank you security. Oh, you don't need the cops. You just want to know what a cake shake is in a hurry. I need both.

What's wrong, Mr. I don't know the culture. I don't care. I don't see. I just finished ringing this person up. I'm sorry, but I can't prioritize any customer just because of your energy level.

I legally I can't tell him to get off you. I'm just a security guard here. My family. My family is waiting in the car. My family is waiting in the car. See?

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