Getting Past Dick Size (w/ Lisa Hanawalt)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

Romance, Advice, Relationships, Sex, Relationship, Podcast, Dating Apps, Bumble, Society & Culture, Dating, Encounters, Tinder, Date, Comedy Interviews, Nicole Byer, Sexuality, Comedy, Hookup, Interviews, Therapy, Single, Couples, Stories, Raya, Interview, Hookups, Health & Fitness, Love

4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2018

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

"He just started sweating so much, that it was like water pouring onto me. And he said it was cause he was sad about his ex-girlfriend." Lisa Hanawalt (Bojack Horseman, Baby GenuisesPodcast) discusses how to deal with boring guys, publicly declaring your love (like on this very podcast), and the complex behind needing a big dick for pleasurable sex. Nicole reads her latest dating app conversations and also convinces Lisa to eat Adam Conover's butt. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:09.6	Why won't you date me?
0:11.4	Why won't you date me?
0:13.3	Please tell me why.
0:17.8	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:26.2	Welcome to another episode of Why Won't You
0:28.5	Date me a podcast.
0:30.2	We're meet Nicole Byer tries to figure out how I'm still single even though I will clean
0:39.4	out your fingernails.
0:42.6	Flip a wild thing to say.
0:47.8	My guest today, you know her.
0:50.8	She drew Bojack Horseman.
0:53.8	She also is a supervising producer.
0:55.8	Yes, I'm Bojack Horseman.
0:57.8	She created a new show for Netflix that's going to save you next year.
1:02.0	It's Stars of Voice.
1:03.0	It's Tiffany Hanish and Ally Wong.
1:04.5	I mean, she got these talented women because she's so talented.
1:07.7	Lisa!
1:08.7	Hannah Walt.
1:10.7	Hannah Walt.
1:11.7	Hannah Walt.
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