Love, Loss and Lasering Your Ladyparts with LadyGang
Life Will Be the Death of Me with Chelsea Handler
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4.3 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 22 September 2022
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
From the runaway hit podcast Ladygang, Chelsea is joined this week by Jac Vanek, Keltie Knight, and Becca Tobin to discuss why everyone seems to be cheating on their husbands, focusing on your wins instead of your shortcomings, and what can happen when you combine strengths with the women around you. Then: An avid listener wonders whether she should let lasers near her nether regions. A girlfriend struggles with the memory of her boyfriend’s dead wife and the existence of a live-in nanny. And a nutritionist who’s tried everything makes peace with not becoming a mom.
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Executive Producer Nick Stumpf
Produced by Catherine Law
Edited & Engineered by Brandon Dickert
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| 1:39.4 | favorite shows. Hi everybody. While I'm taking the month of September off of doing stand-up, |
| 1:44.6 | I return on October 1st to complete my vaccinated and horny tour. October, November, and December. |
| 1:51.9 | I have new dates up. I kick it off in Saratoga, California, and I'm coming to all parts of California, |
| 1:58.8 | Long Beach, Bakersfield. I'm coming to Niagara Falls, Tucson, Arizona, Colorado, Minneapolis, |
| 2:05.2 | San Diego, Reading, Pennsylvania, and Baltimore, Maryland. Just to name a few, there's also some |
| 2:10.4 | Floridian dates in there since this will be my last year that I'm able to go inside the state of Florida. |
| 2:15.8 | So check out ChelseaHenlo.com for more stand-up dates for my vaccinated and horny tour. These are my last |
| 2:21.4 | dates. Hi Catherine. Hello Chelsea. How are you? Hello. Hello. Hi guys. Guess where we are? |
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