Global Warming Escape Plan with Mike Birbiglia
Life Will Be the Death of Me with Chelsea Handler
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4.3 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 29 September 2022
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Mike Birbiglia joins Chelsea this week in NYC to talk about paying it forward, the fragility of existence, and the worst years of all of our lives. Then: A newlywed is chomping at the bit to have kids, and wonders if she should take matters into her own hands. A girlfriend dreads the thought of giving up her fabulous Carrie Bradshaw apartment when she moves in with her new boyfriend. And a nasty divorce in the family leaves a soon-to-be bride without a flower girl.
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Executive Producer Nick Stumpf
Produced by Catherine Law
Edited & Engineered by Brandon Dickert
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| 0:40.8 | I'm Moraka, and I'm back with season three of my podcast, MoBituary's. |
| 0:46.0 | I've dug up even more stories about the people and things that fascinate me, |
| 0:50.7 | from the fruit that once scandalized. |
| 0:53.3 | The shape of the banana made it taboo. |
| 0:55.9 | To the band that played second banana to the Beatles. |
| 0:59.3 | They were lucky to come in second, and the truth is they only came in second for about two months. |
| 1:03.4 | Listen to MoBituary's on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 1:11.0 | My name is Joshua Topolsky, and I have a new podcast called What Future. |
| 1:14.7 | But I want to tell you that I'm being forced by my producer to record a promo telling you about |
| 1:19.7 | my show, and I'm not trying to force you to listen to it, and maybe you're not interested in |
| 1:24.5 | internet culture and the future of life on planet earth, and why John Carpenter movies are so good. |
| 1:31.0 | You may just want to listen to a podcast about, I don't know, sports, or whatever Joe Rogan talks about. |
| 1:36.8 | And that's fine, you know, no judgment. |
| 1:38.5 | But if you like what you're hearing, and I know that you do, you can listen to all of what |
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