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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today, so you've had Valentine's Day.

Rubbish, wasn't it? Absolute rubbish.

Who cares? Did you get flowers? No. Did you get a card? No. How depressed to you?

Couldn't care less. Couldn't care less.

I'm so depressed. I'm so depressed. I'm so depressed.

Everybody else got flowers.

I came in this morning.

There's actually some roses sitting on the desk.

The newsreaders tried to alienate himself from them, so they've pushed them right to the very...

We know they're for him.

We know he sent them himself.

You know, we're not stupid.

I recognise the handwriting immediately.

But that was it. I tell you, the funniest picture was in the papers which I mentioned earlier on. Helen Flanagan. You remember the poor deluded Helen Flanagan, who seems to think, I mean, you know, she says, oh, I don't mind doing my lingerie shoots. You know, it compensates for the acting, I suppose. She goes out to a restaurant in Mayfair,

wearing a skirt with a bra on, like a see-through negligee bra. And they say,

seen going into a restaurant in Mayfair. I thought, what restaurant would let somebody dress like

that go in there? I've never seen such an appalling picture in my life. Either she is

completely, you know, devoid of any, or perhaps she's ill. There must be something the matter where

you go out with your little boyfriend, who's apparently a footballer, but aren't they all,

and you're wearing a see-through negligee bra, which is open. I mean, it's, you know, the jacket does not cover it. And I thought, I mean,

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