This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. What a day. Thursday. I keep thinking it's Friday.

Seriously, I got really confused. Beginning of the program this morning, I thought, it's Friday. And I said to a friend of mine on the phone last night, so at least it's a weekend tomorrow. And she went, no, it's Thursday. I went, is it? I suddenly realised I've lost a day somewhere along the line. But the good news is

that Jeremy McConnell, well-known has been, has finally met his son. I mean, that's how

desperately sad the news is today, isn't it? That some bloke who gets a girl pregnant

doesn't see his son for four weeks. He's now

finally seen him because, to be quite honest with you, legally, she'll need to go to court if she

doesn't want him to see his son. So they've got to wait now to find out the results of a DNA test

as they've done that. It's a whole year of uncertainty. To be honest with you, I find

it filthy and disgusting. And the reason I do is because we're playing around with a bloody

child here. This is a four-week-old baby called Cabin, who's already been exposed to the glare

of publicity by his desperately sad mother. And now, you know, because they're not going out,

who actually, you know, looks after the child?

I mean, quite clearly, they're both disgusting, revolting people.

Erring his dirty laundry, poor old Lauren desperado Goodya, who can't find anybody unless they're in prison.

And so she spends Valentine prison with jailbird, Joey Morrison, and leaves with a bag of his washing.

I mean, dear God love, is that what your life's come to? That's how desperately sad it is.

Desperately sad. So, uh, this bloke, who's, uh, 30 as well, is serving a 17-year sentence.

So hardly just shoplifting, is it really? I think we're talking serious crimes and this stupid Lauren Goodyear. What is it about dim women that are attracted to blokes in prison?

I mean, do you seriously think, Lauren? I mean, I don't want to point out the patently obvious,

but let me just tell you now, if you think he's going to come out in 10 years' time

and be remotely interested in you

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