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The Commercial Break

Love Is Bryand

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5758 Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Episode #627: Bryan has returned, minus a parathyroid, but he is here to bring some tried and true content: Love Is Blind.  Bryan & Krissy are back Fentanyl Halloween Kids and candy Being the creepy old people Another active shooter in Atlanta P Diddy Shogun Sound settings Love Is Blind Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Now the Estrogen Network presents afternoon yak.

0:08.1

Man!

0:14.3

On this episode of the commercial break.

0:18.0

What was the message?

0:19.7

The message, we don't know what the message is because we don't mean something. Correct. I still like your dick. And then you like that. You like that. Then that's no. I like the silky, smooth feeling of your penis inserted into my vagina. Yeah. And then that guy likes that. That's different. Then like, hey, good luck on the show. Right. Hey, I heard you are on love is blind. I hope everything works out. Like. Okay. Yeah. That's different. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Yeah, boy. Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial great. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host. Chris and Joy Haudley, best to you, Chris. Best to you, and best to you out there in the podcast universe. How are you? We're back. I'll talk more about my parathyroid surgery tomorrow. Manana, as they would say in Spain. Manana. But if my voice is a little throaty, then just excuse me because I had a scalpel all in there digging around in my throat. But luckily, I still have a voice. We're glad to have you back with your voice. Yeah, I was wondering if I'd come back with like an octave higher or an octave lower. Do I sound any different?

1:27.7

No.

1:28.0

I don't think I, I don't hear myself sounding any different. Yeah, a little, it's a little raspy. That's all those cigarettes I was smoking after my parathyroid surgery. Can you imagine? Oh, my God. You know, for some reason I really wanted a cigarette after my surgery. Because your anxiousness? That was all that fentanyl that they were getting.

1:47.1

They gave me 50 micrograms of fentanyl right afterwards. Like they don't give you, for a parathyroid surgery, the standard is don't give narcotic pain medication afterwards. And I understand why. First of all, you're down in Florida, which was like one big pill mill for like 26 years.

2:02.1

Yeah. And probably still is with all those old people down there. They probably hand out a lot of pain medication. But second of all, you know, you're inside behind someone's thyroid. I don't think there's like a ton of nerve endings down there. So you get a sore throat. but they say that every half hour you should feel like 10% better.

2:18.0

And it's really true.

2:18.7

It's not like a ton of pain.

2:19.9

It just feels like a bad sore throat.

2:21.2

Yeah. down there so you get a sore throat. But they say that every half hour you should feel like 10%

2:17.7

better. And it's really true. It's not like a ton of pain. It just feels like a bad sore throat. Yeah. So they told, they say in the paperwork beforehand, we don't as a rule give out pain medication after surgery. But I woke up and I was in some pain. And so she's like, okay, I'm going to order 50 micrograms of fentanyl.

2:34.2

And I thought, oh, here we go.

2:35.5

And on the ride, I went.

2:37.3

Woo-hoo! Now I understand. 50 micrograms, micrograms of fentanyl. And I went on quite a ride. So anybody has had the anchor of fentanyl, let me know and give you an address to send it to. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

2:58.2

I'm kidding. Send it to my PO box. Send it to my PO box. Yeah. So Halloween right around the corner, manana, as they would say, manana. A little spooky. Yeah. So what are you going to dress up as?

3:04.9

I think I'm going to be wonder woman wonder woman yes will you

3:08.4

wear underwear yes curious as pants which is on trend right now oh you're going to wear pants

3:13.8

well underwear as pants is the trend underwear as pants did not know yes i do have to say i do know this

3:20.6

i know that ass cheeks as streaks are all the rage right now. It's everyone has

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