Dead to the world. And it's only Tuesday.

On this episode of the commercial break.

Every time I start these episodes, I feel like I have to apologize because I'm bringing you a best of.

But you know what? As a woman of the world, I'm just not doing it anymore.

And I'll probably bring that up in therapy. Anyway, unfortunately, Brian is out of commission post throat surgery. So he said,

Christina, it's time for you to shine, my darling. It's time for you to do your job. And to that,

I say, sir, yes, sir. So here we are on a Tuesday, no less, with another Best

of episode. Now, however you feel about Best ofs, I know you're going to enjoy this one,

because these episodes are funny regardless of how many times you've heard them, and I would know.

Since Brian has just had surgery, I thought to myself, what is topical, hard-hitting, informative

news that I can give to this serious, cool, and collected audience? And the answer came to me,

another time when Brian had surgery. I know, I know. I am a genius. So, I'm taking you back

to the time when Brian got a vasectomy.

I mean, it's a procedure.

And we're starting off with his emotional and physical preparation for said procedure.

Enjoy and you're welcome.

The next episode of the commercial break starts now. If I have the world's biggest yacht, you know what I'm putting in there? I'm putting in a manscaping room where I have a team of people that are just there to trim up my shenan and then I'm also having a butthole tanner. I'm just putting a butthole tanner. I'm having someone hold a black light to

my bum hole all the time. And then I have a third room for bleaching my butthole. Because that,

you know, why not? If you have billions of dollars, why wouldn't you bleach your butt hole? Right? I don't want to please butthole. That was a thing for a while. You remember that? Everybody was bleaching their buttholes, getting vaginal reconstructive surgery.

I always thought that was ridiculous.

Why would you bleach your butt holes? getting vaginal reconstructive surgery.

I always thought that was ridiculous.

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