Love in the Time of Corona | Darren Walker

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

News, Daily News, Comedy

4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2020

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Divorces increase due to pandemic lockdowns, Jordan Klepper learns about doomsday preparation, and Darren Walker discusses the threat COVID-19 poses to incarcerated Americans. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:05.0	What's going on everybody?
0:06.0	I'm Trevor Noah.
0:07.0	Welcome to another episode of the Daily Social Distancing Show.
0:11.0	We are now on day 24.
0:14.0	I'm staying at home to try and prevent the spread of the coronavirus.
0:18.0	And here's your quarantine tip of the day.
0:20.0	If you get lonely, because everyone gets lonely,
0:23.0	just take some of your nail clippings,
0:25.0	soak them in water,
0:27.0	and in a few days they'll grow into a clone of you.
0:31.0	Wow! I can't believe I made a perfect clone of myself.
0:36.0	Kill me!
0:41.0	Anyway, on tonight's episode,
0:43.0	coronavirus is putting war on hold.
0:45.0	Jordan Klepper gets lessons from survivalists
0:47.0	and how quarantine is changing the way we love.
0:51.0	So, let's get into it.
0:53.0	Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show.
0:58.0	From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch,
1:01.0	somewhere in the world.
1:02.0	This is the Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor Noah.
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