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Let's talk about Black people.

They're like white people, but with seasoning.

In America, Black people have had a long history of getting the short end of the stick.

From slavery, to Jim Crow, to the criminal justice system, to the sunken place.

But when it came to the coronavirus, it seemed like for once, Black people were catching a break.

A lot of these viruses were immune to.

Yeah.

Because our skin is radiant and our skin comes from the sun.

Uh-huh.

That is our superpower, melanin.

The fever.

We will not get the coronavirus because we've got a little thing in our body where we're calling the melanin.

Monorys can't catch it.

We should.

Say that one more time.

Monorys can't catch it.

Minorities can't catch coronavirus.

Uh-huh.

Why do you say, why do you want?

Name one.

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